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GlutusMaximus86
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Jez you people sure are shallow. Wanting to shoot someone bc they say LOL in real life? Come on, if it really annoys you that much don't talk to that person. Not many people do that anyway, so I don't think we have anything to worry about. And for those of you that say society is dead, well that's just depressing so go pop some prozac or something. Besides would you rather live comfortably in a "dead" society, or live poorly (living like a typical Ethiopian) in a more "active" society?
UltimateScoundrel
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Ever heard of exaggeration? It's a literary device. Might want to look it up some time.
Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Not only shot, but first buggered with a bowling ball on a 10 foot pole.
They're just mouthing off.besides, *I* use "lol" (as in one word, not l-o-l) in everyday conversation. Maybe because it's a Dutch word
GlutusMaximus86
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I know it was an exagrattion, it's a phrase (_______ should be shot) I hear quite a lot. But my point was that you shouldn't get so worked up about something so small.
Who gives a sh1t about spelling and grammar on the internet? Its not a spelling bee and you obviously know what they're trying to say with you "superior" intellect so chill out.
Wether someone says lose or loose should not effect anything. Who gives a damn!
Wether someone says lose or loose should not effect anything. Who gives a damn!
Sexy_Malibu
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'cunilingual'... someone who speaks p*ssy?Originally posted by Engetsu
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
And what do you call someone who only speaks one language...?
It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
CyranoDeBergerac
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Depends on the context in which you ask the question.Originally posted by Engetsu
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
And what do you call someone who only speaks one language...?
Ask that question to the principal at an inner-city school you'll hear," Gifted"; whereas if you ask that question to a MENSA convention you'll get the answer," Borderline Retarded."
Something for the Grammar Nazis to consider: In the paragraph above I made no less than five incidents of grammatical error (with another two in this sentence), yet you understand the point I am trying to make. I'm just as annoyed as the next English speaking person regarding the ritual butchering of our language, especially in an attempt to present one's self as enviably ignorant. That having been said, given that the whole point of communication is to get a point across, perhaps we're taking this a bit too seriously breaking out the torches and pitchforks.