Sorority Chicks

[Don Corleone]

Hey guys, I recently started college, and I made a very harsh observation.

ALL SORORITY CHICKS ARE DUMB *****ES. plain and simple

They are high maintenance, and f'ing stuck up. let me tell you guys. Though most are damn fine, don't even waste your time.

The only way you could ever hook up with one is if you look like brad pitt or if you play college sports.

So for all you young hopefuls, about to enter college remember this: Stay away from dumb sorority *****es.
they arent worth the trouble

 

[Cloudtopsun2100]

I second that!alot are fine lookwise- but have you seen some of the sorority trolls? fatties walking around in sweatpants with their greek shirts on..those girls drag down the image of sororities- I think the hottest girls in college aren't the sorority girls and that ya they're high maintenance and stuck up- ...if they were so cool why would 1/4 of the house be those 5'6" 145-160 pound bohemeths...

 

[ImpatientFire]

Dudes, stop classifying chicks. Just go and get whatever chick you like. Some are stuck up, yes . But i don't think all of the sorority chicks are. I've had a couple of really hot ones that were really cool. Just feel like the pimp you are, and go get them

 

[ed3000]

oh and don't forget

sorority chicks = stds

 

[PeeGee]

Holy hell you guys are stupid.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

Oh do you mean Sorostitutes as I like to call them?

 

[The Bartender]

OK not all...maybe the two or three you've been with. But theres about 1,000,000 more actives out there you havent. If you classify and publicly announce this to people you can expect never to get laid again by a sorority chick.

 

[squirrels]

I dated a sorority girl for a little while.

Around me/at home, she was always the proper girlfriend...she was "making me wait," trying to play coy, etc...really trying to force that formal boyfriend/girlfriend role.

At the same time, some of the things she mentioned (probably without even realizing it)...stuff like sleeping over at frat-houses, how she had lots of "platonic guy friends", etc...gave me the impression that while she was the lady up here, she was the wh0re down in college. I got the feeling that while she was making me wait, a lot of those "platonic friends" of hers in the fraternities were less "I don't like oyu like that, let's just be friends" and more "I'm sorry, I was so drunk last night, I didn't mean to f**k your brains out like I did. Let's just be friends from now on."

So I stopped calling her.

That whole Greek thing is something you will never be a part of. Maybe she'll accept you, maybe some of her sorority sisters will accept you, but all those frat boys she hangs out with, they'll always be thinking of you as "that outsider who's trying to steal away some of our azz". And the amount of peer pressure she's under is absolutely ridiculous...depending on the sorority...some are worse than others.

They mean well, don't get me wrong, but it gets to the point where there's "Greek world" and "everyone else". And unless you're a frat boy, you're "everyone else."

 

[St_Joey]

Don't bother unless you're in a frat, and even then, in the right frat. And don't ever bother with a KKG unless your daddy's in the Senate or has a company named after him. That way lies pain.

I bagged lots of "sororitynothings" when I was in a rock group and playing frat parties every week all across the country. I $#!+ thee not, I tried them on like hats. If I hadn't been in the band I NEVER would have gotten a single one. They wouldn't even LOOK at me back in my college.

I've now dated several EX-sorority girls, and am dating one now. Ex-sorority twentysomethings are my second favorite game animal after rocker chicks. My experience is that they are good dating material, lousy LTR. Consistently they are great dates and classy dressers, look good on your arm and are great for "social proof." They are very refined but quite materialistic, they talk about themselves too much, and are a little tough to wheedle into the bedroom. Once you've got 'em in there, though, they f--k like porn stars, every one of 'em. Absolutely fearless in the sack, bordering on depraved. And you wouldn't know it to look at them.

In summation, forget about them for now. Get a good job, stay in the gym, and hit 'em when they're well out of school, after Frank Fratboy has gone soggy around the midsection. (His dream job of becoming a sports announcer won't work out, and he'll be sitting in a cubicle with his college pennant above his monitor in three years. )

 

[MindOverMatter]

I don't know what it's like in the states, but canadian sorority girls are a lot different. I hooked up with several before I ever joined a frat, they're no different from any other girl you'll meet in a club.

What I'm trying to say is, approach them like you'd approach any girl, don't back down cause she's wearing a shirt with greek letters.

 

[frivolousz21]

It also depends on:

the sorority itself
the school
the age of the women


Im dating a girl in one now..but she is nearly 22..and its SIUE..which is a college close to St louis mo.

why does this matter.

a lot of the women there go to the bars and clubs in st louis. they are subjected to a different enviroment.

the one with "rules"

I went to EIU..Eastern Illinois University my freshman yr of college...and its in the middle of nowhere.

that college was filled with SLUTS!

 

[The Bartender]

You guys that think you're "everyone esle" coming from my experience (currently president of my fraternity) are looking at this all wrong. We Greeks think nothing less of you. In fact we stray away from banging the sorority chicks. They're usually just not our type. If you want one of them, play your normal game and land her. If a sorority chick says you gotta be in a fraternity to bang me...then yes shes a ***** and you probably dont want anything to do with her rot-crotch.