someone help my afc a$$!!

[hummer47]

Im ready to start on the road to become a Dj. i have realized that i need to get some pu$$y this year, i have read the bible a couple of times and i know i am ready. its been pissin me off because i have been gettin alot of eye contact when the chick looks like she wants to fvck ya. all of my classes this year have at least 3 chicks that i like. I need some tips on when to start up a conversation, how to start up a convorsation, and tips on how i wont look like a nervous dumb a$$! Most of these girls i have never met.

thanks to all

 

[Enduro]

Read the Bible.

Again.

 

[PiHiPlaya]

Isn't it funny how he says he's read the bible... yet the questions he is asking can be located uber easy? And are laid out so simple no one possibly could have a question about that if they had read the bible.

Read the bible. Again.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

It's like he's read a post where someone was told to read the bible before they ask any questions but he didn't think it applied to him.
Read the bible. Again. see a trend?