Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
Same thing happened to me a long time ago. I knew this land whale and she basically forced herself into my hotel room.
We chatted for a bit and then I lay down and told her to watch TV.
About a minute after I closed my eyes, I feel a hand touching my nether regions and next thing she's whipped my Johnson out and started blowing me with the gusto of a calf on its mother's udder.
I reluctantly told her to stop but as they say: The standing pryck has no conscience.
But the worst thing was I booted her out early and one of my workmates was heading to breakfast. He still reminds me of it to this day.
She was disgusting. But hey, I was young and drunk.
We chatted for a bit and then I lay down and told her to watch TV.
About a minute after I closed my eyes, I feel a hand touching my nether regions and next thing she's whipped my Johnson out and started blowing me with the gusto of a calf on its mother's udder.
I reluctantly told her to stop but as they say: The standing pryck has no conscience.
But the worst thing was I booted her out early and one of my workmates was heading to breakfast. He still reminds me of it to this day.
She was disgusting. But hey, I was young and drunk.