Desdinova
Master Don Juan
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Being a Don Juan is like being a fvcking woman.
The fat orbiter wanted to hang out last night, so she brought over some booze. Who the hell am I to say no to free booze? So yeah, she got me drunk and forced herself upon me. This is all after I had let her know that I wasn't interested.
So I figured, I might as well have some fun with the whole thing since I'm too fvcking nice (and drunk) to kick an intoxicated woman out of my house. So I just did all the 5hit I normally do to a woman... except I couldn't fvck her. I had so much damn booze in me PLUS I wasn't attracted to her, so my main body part was reluctant to co-operate. So I figured if I could finger her to orgasm, that'll get her the fvck off me and I could go to sleep. Her vagina was identical to my ex-wife's and although I got close, she wasn't letting herself come to the big O. Stubborn bytch.
I left snaggletooth talking and snoring upstairs. Yeah, she talks in her sleep, snores louder than ANY woman I've ever banged... and she kisses like one of those algae eater fish. I figured if she was at least decent in every area except looks, I could keep her as a fvck buddy. HELL NO. It's just not gonna happen.
So yeah, I was practically raped by a land whale. Merry Christmas to me. Even when I wanna be celibate, it doesn't happen.
The fat orbiter wanted to hang out last night, so she brought over some booze. Who the hell am I to say no to free booze? So yeah, she got me drunk and forced herself upon me. This is all after I had let her know that I wasn't interested.
So I figured, I might as well have some fun with the whole thing since I'm too fvcking nice (and drunk) to kick an intoxicated woman out of my house. So I just did all the 5hit I normally do to a woman... except I couldn't fvck her. I had so much damn booze in me PLUS I wasn't attracted to her, so my main body part was reluctant to co-operate. So I figured if I could finger her to orgasm, that'll get her the fvck off me and I could go to sleep. Her vagina was identical to my ex-wife's and although I got close, she wasn't letting herself come to the big O. Stubborn bytch.
I left snaggletooth talking and snoring upstairs. Yeah, she talks in her sleep, snores louder than ANY woman I've ever banged... and she kisses like one of those algae eater fish. I figured if she was at least decent in every area except looks, I could keep her as a fvck buddy. HELL NO. It's just not gonna happen.
So yeah, I was practically raped by a land whale. Merry Christmas to me. Even when I wanna be celibate, it doesn't happen.