some STUFF i wrote,

Jair213

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bare with me

i'm the ugly dude in the front of class that snitches on the cheaters
suckin up to the teacher wit ears bigger than shaqs sneakers
and a forehead the size of screens at drive-in movie theatres
i haven't been blessed with a good smile or cute dimples, lets keep it simple
I'm ugly as **** man...i got pimples on my pimples
and a strange growth-on-my-neck..i even singed up for a Freakshow.....they wrote-me-a-check
the type of face no-one-forgets, i went to the doctor for my deformity, he said "go-to-the-vet"
i can't get a girl cuz there's always so mush strain-on-my-vocals
i sound like a broken flute-and could win a pog game-wit-my-'focals
when i ask for dates chicks say-that-i'm-loco..the closest i get to 'embracement' is puttin a dame-in-a-choke-hold
after bein rejected for the 50th-time..i get slapped jus for askin chicks-for-the-time
i guess you could say, that i stick-to-my-grime, cuz i don't bath..i smell like a pile of ****-in-it's-prime
walkin in 'public' is not-too-smart-see...they say 'indescent exposure'...then look for the cop-to-nark-me
man...my looks just are not-too-hardy...i couldn't even get a date at a costume-party
my frame looks like i been goin without rations-for-weeks, only chick i could get is one wit a passion-for-geeks/
i wish i knew what happened-to-me, all i know is when i was born my moms took a slap-to-the-cheek
lookin like i been smokin crack-for-a-week...plus i can eat a ****in steak through the gap-in-my-teeth
my gums smack-when-i-eat...and i got corns that look like cracker jacks-on-my-feet
i go to the mall, smile-at-a-girl, attempt to say hi-&-they-hurl..
when spittin game i try-to-be-thurl, but it's hard to get a ***** when you the ugliest guy-in-the-world
 

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I don't know if that verse was supposed to be just for grins or not. :confused:

But if it wasn't you can start by working on some confidence... and taking some baths. :whistle:
 

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LOL.. just thought of the topic and kept going with it. I am fine haha..
 

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You must really despise yourself, lmao. No one has to insult you. You take care of that yourself.
 

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Ronaldo7 said:
You must really despise yourself, lmao. No one has to insult you. You take care of that yourself.
this was just a rap i wrote. nothing to do with me did it for the laughs. i guess it wasnt funny :(
 

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Jair213 said:
this was just a rap i wrote. nothing to do with me did it for the laughs. i guess it wasnt funny :(
How is it funny to make fun of yourself?
 

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this was just a rap i wrote. nothing to do with me did it for the laughs. i guess it wasnt funny
 
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