Some sarging (FR)

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I thought maybe it's time to post a bit of FR here since i've never posted any FR on this site (or anywhere for that matter). I haven't been doing much sarging lately as i've been out of the social loop because of working my butt off. But here it is anyways...

Location: Beach party in open air, lots of sand, reggea and lot's of hot women (and crappy weather).

So me and a friend arrive, have a couple drinks and stand around eyeballing some nearby women for a while, nothing really interesting so i just make eyecontact with one chick, smile and wink. She turns around and ignores me. Nice start it's going to be a great night i can feel it ;-).

A bit later me and my wing are standing near the ****tailbar, HB 7 and her UG friend hanging around the same table as us when suddenly it starts pooring down. The tent at ****tailbar is completely stocked with people in 5 seconds flat so we have to stand in the rain!

Me: How about this weather huh?
HB7: Yeah i'm getting all wet!
Me: (i pause for a minute and look at her funny, but she doesn't get the clue)
UG: laughs (ok she did)
Me: Well, i'd offer you my coat but then i'd get all wet!
HB7: A gent would offer his coat!
Me: Yeah he would, that dumbass
HB7: laughs

Now it totally starts pooring cats and dogs and HB runs away into a drink stand closeby... ok cya... Now we decide to go to the party tent where it's dry. Once we get there my friend tries to pull a HB8 by grinding with her but falls on his face when her BF pulls her away ^^

So we go looking for some mutual friend (female) and find them. With them is a HB7.5 i never met. Soon as we are there my wing is all over her like flies on sh1t so i decide to let him have a go and just dance with some other chick i wasn't really interested in. Later my wing tell me he's not really interested so i tell him i'm taking over ;-). She is wearing open shoes.. not a very bright thing in a place with hundreds of people stepping on eachothers feet.

Me: Interesting choice of shoes, i'm surprised you still have toes!
HB7.5: lol! Yeah it's blahblah's fault he told me is was a beach party.
Me: But it IS?!
HB7.5: lol i know but i had something else in mind.

At this point my friends drags me off to go dance with some other chick (again not interested, bastard!). When i come back the HB7.5 is talking to a friend of hers. She has a totaly weird accent so i pick up on it and try to mimmick it and start repeating some of her stopwords back to her.

HB7.5: lol! come on! (come on is one of the stop words)
Me: Aww come on! *grin*
HB7.5: lol! That's not nice ya know (ya know = another)
Me: nah, i'm just teasing you, ya know ;-)
HB7.5: laughs
Me: So how do you know blhablah?
HB7.5: oh blahblah

Here she turns the tables on me and asks me how i know the mutual friends, more fluff talk follows which i will skipp...

HB7.5: Were going to blahblah next week.
Me: Sounds like fun, we should meet up there.
HB7.5: Yeah sounds great!
Me: ok give me your number, i'll give you call to sort out the details.
HB7.5: ok its blahblah

Party goes on, i get really drunk and decide to build up my tough skin a bit so i sarge a bunch of other chicks and see how ****y i can get before they shoot me down... I'm not gonna post the convo's because basically a) can't really remember b) they were rediculous

Two days later i give her a call to find out where the other party is and when 'they' will be there (i don't want her to get the idea i'm going just for her, since it's a mutual friend outting it's perfect).

Me: hey it's Reject
HB7.5: Oh hey, how you been?
Me: great! You?
HB7.5: I been great, i been thinking about you (ok great)
Me: Hah, nothing bad i hope!
HB7.5: No, why would you think that? (all serious)
Me: (omg :s) Haha, j/k, so about next week, where is this place your meeting up?
HB7.5: oh it's blahblah.
Me: Ok, i'm going to be there around 9, so i'll cya there?
HB7.5: Yeah cya then!

So next week comes, i go to this place with my wing. Waddayaknow, she flaked, sends me a msg around 9 that she can't make it along with some crappy excuse. Ok no big deal... show must go on, and i'm feeling really pumped up. Turns out i been there before and i a blast from the past showed up (lol)

 

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So there is a gang of people i sort of know there, but not really. I decide it's a nice opportunity to get to know them a little better so i talk to the guys a bit. There is one other HB7 (i'm a tough grader) but she is a total wench so i ignore her for most part. I have some fun Amoging some of the guys especially a little blond guy with curlies which i dubbed 'poodle' that night. Just so happens that it's a special dress code night and dress code is 'PIMP'.

So i put on my pimp shirt and pimp hat for pea-****ing (since everyone was going to be pea-****ing i laid it on nice and thick). There were also fake money bills hanging all over the place, so i grab some and make em into a little money clip and decide to use it as a gimmick. There is a nice HB9 waiting the bar so i head over and order some drinks. And pay her with the fake bills.

HB9: *hands back the bills*
Me: What? My pimpmoney isn't good enough?
HB9: haha, no it's fake!
Me: *give her real money and head off*

Now i see one of the guys from the group trying to mac a chick (HB6) that used to chase my wing-man around (who is nowhere to be seen btw). I called her blast from the past because she was always telling my wingman how they could have a real 'blast' together and my wing always told me if he ever had a 'blast' with her he'd be blasting all over her face to improve her looks (harsh guy lol). The guy from the group is obviously not doing very well so i decide to move in and have a little fun with em.

Me: Heyyy, long time no see, how you been?
HB6: HEY! how are you *kiss on the cheek*
Me: So what brings you out here tonight?
HB6: Oh just checking out all the cute pimps!
Me: Oh so your checking me out now?
HB6: Haha *winks*

Note: I'm really not in to her so i don't want to pull her, just have some fun... so i back off a little and let the other guy get to work on her again. He's slobbering all over, trying to talk to her while she's obviously preoccupied with dancing and having fun. I look at the guy for a brief moment and shake my head like "ugh, not working out for ya eh?".. he pulls up his shoulders and laughs. He goes back over to talk to her, makes a short chit chat and then comes back so i decide to give him some crappy advice and tell him he should just grab her ass and swing around with it a bit... and he DOES LOL. She turns around and slaps him on the chest in a playful manner and i make a motion to him like "you gonna let her get away with that sh1t man??". He makes a motion like he's gonna punch her out (and he's a really big guy). Made me spit up my beer, he's still not getting anywhere so i just walk over to her, look at her, grab her by the waist and grind with her a little bit.

Then a bouncer shows up and talks to her (i get the feeling shes been around at this place ^^). He offers her a drink and a stack of straws and holds it like it's a D1ck, she grabs em and motions like it's really small. I lean over to the bouncer and say "somehow i get the feeling like that's a couple sizes short for her".. doorman laughs his ass off like he knows more and then goes away (lol). Now i'm back at the bar for more drinks and of course i wait for the HB9 to take my order! There is also a nerdy looking guy at the bar who was there before me. The HB9 comes to take me order and i motion to her that the nerdy guy was first. He passes his turn for some reason so HB9 comes back.

Me: nice guy!
HB9: smiles
Me: So i want blahblah, and this time i'll pay real money if you're sweet!
HB9: *coy smile* (she's a big talker)

Place is really booming and there isn't really much time to play around with her for long but i get a feeling like she's digging me so i decide to try and play around a bit anyways, chance has it that a waiter comes up to me to take my order right as she comes back with my drink. Waiter turns to me to take my order...

Waiter: what'll ya have?
Me: I'm really liking that flashy light you have! (little flashlight you can pin on your shirt)
Waiter: huh?
Me: the flashy thing, will you sell it to me?
Waiter: haha, no i can't do that!
Me: Ok, i'm already ordered thx ;-)
Me: *turn to HB9* He wouldn't sell me the flashy light
HB9: haha, i don't think he's allowed!
Me: How about you? give me yours?
HB9: no i can't do that either!
Me: Ok ok, i see you're a hard negotiator *pull out my pimpmoney *
HB9: motions like *ohnoes not the pimpmoney again*
Me: Ok all this cash for the flashy thing plus your phone #!
HB9: Hmmm maybe, but i can't give you my flashlight
Me: Ok, just the phone # then and we forget about the flashy thing!
*number close*

After this i'm getting really wasted and just prowling around the dance-floor along with some of the guys in the group. We basically go about owning the dance-floor and the place and cruising the chicks on the dance-floor. My wing manages to pull a cute HB8.5 and kissclose her, but didn't overhear any of it so can't FR his convo. Poodle (the curly hair guy) messes up with some HB6 with a striped top and then points to me (i'm wearing a zebra striped pimpshirt ;-) ) and goes like "oooh both stripes you two are made for each other", so i talk to the HB6 real quick...

Me: Nice stripes
HB6: Thx!
Me: so you ever watch the mating rituals of zebras on discovery?
HB6: huh?!
Me: I'm just messing around.
Me: I think my friend is really digging you
HB6: I don't like his hair
Me: LMAO...

Now i almost choked on my beer, i decide to call it quits for the evening and just hang around a bit more having some fun with the guys and getting sh1tfaced.

 

[Socialreject]

Bah, i'll post one more since i can't sleep anyways >_<. Ok this is about two weeks ago now. Little conversation i had in the local grocery store with an older (30ish) HB8 that works there filling up racks and stuff. So i'm trying to grab some frozen pizzas out of the fridge and totally mess up spilling half the contents on the floor, i'm putting the stuff back in when she comes walking up and sees me putting the stuff back in.

Me: Bah this store is a total mess tbh
HB8: haha! Try grabbing them from the top!
Me: But i wanted the ones at the bottom...
HB8: Don't worry i'll put them back.
Me: Ok, don't think i'm gonna be nice and turn you down!
HB8: pffff *smiles*

So i walk out, pay my groceries and off i go. Couple days later i get a text from the HB7.5 that stood me up...

HB7.5: hey, i haven't heard from you since last weekend. Are you angry? (WTF )
Me: Nah, why would i be angry? I just didn't want to bother you since i guess you're very busy (little bust for standing me up)
HB7.5: Oh ok, i'm sry about last week, i really couldn't blahblahblah
Me: ok i understand, no problem maybe some other time then! Doing anything this weekend?
HB7.5: I dunno, not really...
Me: Errr ok, you're not afraid of me are you? . I know a nice place at blahblah, there is a fountain nearby, meet me there...
HB7.5: Ok i know where that is, and maybe i'm a little afraid ;-) but blahblhblahblah

Ok, if she stands me up again i'm definitely nexting her! Anyways, the afternoon of the date i have to pass by the grocery store again to pick up a pack of smokes for my dirty habit, the HB8 is at the check out so i have a brief chat again. I'm in no rush with this one, she works there, plenty of time and she's kind of old for me but hey, who cares right? ;-). So as i check out and pay...

HB8: Want your receipt?
Me: lol! Is that my warranty slip?
HB8: haha, nah i'll just throw it away!
Me: Yah well you never know might be a bad pack of cigarettes!
HB8: You never know!
Me: Yeah they might end up killing me!
HB8: LOL! bye
Me: bye!

Then the date. I'm doing some kino on her which she returns, move the conversation in to some more charged directions. I'm not really going too far with the kino though, i just want to get her ready for another date...

About 1 am we get tired and decide to home. I find a clamp on my car. Ups, ok so i ask if i can stay over on the couch, she agrees. Back at her place she brings me some sheets, tells me something vague about it being ok if i slept next to her but she didn't trust 'it'. I don't pay much attention to it and just tell her the couch is fine.

She goes away for a little while then comes back in her nightgown (yeah good idea ^^) with a movie and puts the movie on. She crawls in a bit closer so i start caressing her hair, bit later i kiss her, then were making out, then were really making out and heavy petting. I'm building up the heat a bit by backing off now and then and then going back into the heavy stuff.

After a while she's about to start steaming and getting really wild on me (kind of scary tbh). Then she tells me i should stop seducing her because she won't have the character to resist me much longer (ORLY? ^^). At this point i decide to respect her wishes (LOL) and back off. I figured i'd save it for another day (i'll live to regret this). So she goes to bed and i go to sleep soon as my boner goes down about 2 houres later ;-).

Next day we agree to meet at a ball (tux and gown party). KK, so fast forward to that, i meet her there and an ex shows up there hanging around me and being real friendly ;-). Now the HB7.5 is getting totally weird and cold on me (guess the ex spooked her off). I'm getting a bit tired of her being cold and distant so i buzz off and dance around with the ex a bit, do some grinding, have some fun etc. Ex brought a HB8 friend to the party so i mac on her a little...

Me: hey, you're blahblah right?
HB8: yeah! I go to college with blahblah.
Me: I know, she told me, but we met before (we did briefly)
HB8: Oh i remember!
Me: yah, i always tought your freckles are really cute!
HB8: hahaha! uhm thx!
HB8: so what's so special about blahblah? she looks upset? (the HB7.5 word travels fast i guess )
Me: She's a blonde! On both questions...
HB8: haha, ok i'm happy i'm not
Me: yeah me two, otherwise i might have to date you ;-)
HB8: *smiles*

here is where i get kind of distracted and just try to number close her but no go... Onwards!

Me and my wing are cruising around looking for hooters when we spot a group of 3 HB's (7-8-8) and one guy ( he was an 8 if your interested? ). I do a little dance with the HB7 and my wing talks to the guy and the HB8 a bit. Next dance my Wing grabs the HB8 for a dance and i do another with the HB7 and just talk some fluff to her during the dance. We're not really feeling the vibe so we pull out and hang out with some male friends for a while.

Later that evening i meet the HB7 i talked to before again at the bar and tell her she looks better without the scarf (she had one before). Before i can say anything she says she thinks i look great two and grabs my waist. I'm thinking 'screw it' and just kiss her, we make out for a while, (drunk hoes \o/)then i turn around and walk off to hang around with some male friends again (i'm getting kind of soggy now, to much whiskey).

Little bit later i run in to the HB7.5 again (with whom i'm supposed to be @ the party), so i just try to play it smooth and try to get her to dance with me but she shoots me down hard (ouch! No pooty for me... lesson learned, grab it when it's up for grabs!)...