Some NightClubs Statistics That Help Ease PickUps

[fanatizmu]

A real-life experiment to show how psychology and some statistical analysis has helped me decipher some of women's tought patterns.

first I have to explain that us behavioral psychologist try to find methods that work, we do not delve in the subject of why they work or how they work... if they work it's enough..... so back to our story.

we were commissioned by a major beer producer to conduct surveys to try to find what best advertisements to use.

apart from the questions that directly interested us to come to our conclusions that a green glass bottle, and some sexy girls are the best attractors for potential buyers decided to throw in some more questions that directly interested me about night club frequenters.


respondents mentioned that Beer is the drink of choice for 39% of the men who have responded to the survey. Beer is the drink of choice for 61% of the men who have not had a serious relationship with a woman they met in club or bar.

WHAT DO THE STATISTICS MEAN?

* Women are not as attracted to men who drink beer as they are to those who drink ****tails.

....this is a real life example of how some statistics could help us deduce simple items that will increase our game. I concluded that the simple fact of me stopping to hold a beer in my hand when i frequented nightclubs increased my dating and sleeping with hot women more.

 

[CLOONEY]

analysis paralysis. Thats what u have buddy!

 

[Player_Supreme]

1. You are truely an idiot. You come in here waving the flag of psychology as if it were the end all and you make a stupid statement like:

"first I have to explain that us behavioral psychologist try to find methods that work, we do not delve in the subject of why they work or how they work... if they work it's enough..... so back to our story."

2. You don't want to know why something works? Now what if it only works in certain situations on certain people. Wouldn't you want to know why so that you can know when to use a certain technique?

3. You know nothing about pick ups. But you do seem to know alot about picking shyt outta yer ass. You are now my pet kid. I will teach you the error of your thinking.

4. So your studying advertising psychology huh. Think back to when you were studying advertising. There was a series of ad's by a man named Shadow Stevens. Yes the wack off who had some kind of tv show way back when.

Shadow Stevens was the spokes person for a company called Federated.

His ads broke all the rules of advertising so called experts in the field had set. Sales of Federated products sky rocketed cause of his ad's.

Why?

I will be you don't even know the answer to this do you kid.

Ok let me take a peak at the rest of your post.

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by fanatizmu
A real-life experiment to show how psychology and some statistical analysis has helped me decipher some of women's tought patterns.

first I have to explain that us behavioral psychologist try to find methods that work, we do not delve in the subject of why they work or how they work... if they work it's enough..... so back to our story.

Bwahahahaha. Well first let me explain that us real playa's have a saying. A fool is always a fool!

I think I delt with this false statement above.

Originally posted by fanatizmu

respondents mentioned that Beer is the drink of choice for 39% of the men who have responded to the survey. Beer is the drink of choice for 61% of the men who have not had a serious relationship with a woman they met in club or bar.

WHAT DO THE STATISTICS MEAN?

* Women are not as attracted to men who drink beer as they are to those who drink ****tails.

....this is a real life example of how some statistics could help us deduce simple items that will increase our game. I concluded that the simple fact of me stopping to hold a beer in my hand when i frequented nightclubs increased my dating and sleeping with hot women more.

1. Your making an assertion based on WHAT???? Oh hell nawww pink panties.

2. Your not taking into account the persons look or game either.

3. Your not looking at the fools who haven't had a relationship in a while also and what their problems might be.

Ok kid, look. If your going to bring your world of academia here tot he forum with that highly impressive "that us behavioral psychologist " then don't make a fool out of yourself.

Speak on some real game. Not some lame wacked assed if you drink beer women will not like you bullshyt .

I mean look at what you said....really look at it.

Your not taking into account the type of man who drinks just beer. Your only looking at the data through rose colored glasses. And of course making assumptions. These are just your unqualified opinions, nothing more or less.



This is why you really need to get out into the real world and learn how to meet women instead of philosophyzen about ems.

Lastly:

How is drinking a ****tail going to EASE a pickup? Will it magically give a man courage to walk over and ask a girl to dance? NO.

Once again your talking out the side of your neck. Try being a straight shooter sometime.

Come back when you have something real to contribute boysan!

 

[DJ_Dork]

no no, he's on to something. the next time guys should go to a bar/club , order a COSMO, the pink appearance will accentuate your masculinity to the women.

 

[Player_Supreme]

1. You blew it fool. You showed that you read my answer on this post by posting a reponse on your flame attack.

2. You didn't answer my question on advertising psychology. Do you actually know anything about what your talking about?

3. Go back to the internet abyss you crawled out of and create a new screen name. Call yourself uhhh Starman or something equally stupid and lame. How about Assanova since that is all you really are and not a casanova.

Oh my next question is:

4. Why did you not respond on your lamest of all threads?

5. Why are you trying the old smoke and mirrors routine. You should know me better than that. I can see right through bullshyt. You obviously are not clever enough since YOU FAWKING BLEW IT by responding to some words off this thread on your other one.

Like I said this is chess not checkers kid.

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Originally posted by fanatizmu
A real-life experiment to show how psychology and some statistical analysis has helped me decipher some of women's tought patterns.

first I have to explain that us behavioral psychologist try to find methods that work, we do not delve in the subject of why they work or how they work... if they work it's enough..... so back to our story.

we were commissioned by a major beer producer to conduct surveys to try to find what best advertisements to use.

apart from the questions that directly interested us to come to our conclusions that a green glass bottle, and some sexy girls are the best attractors for potential buyers decided to throw in some more questions that directly interested me about night club frequenters.


respondents mentioned that Beer is the drink of choice for 39% of the men who have responded to the survey. Beer is the drink of choice for 61% of the men who have not had a serious relationship with a woman they met in club or bar.

WHAT DO THE STATISTICS MEAN?

* Women are not as attracted to men who drink beer as they are to those who drink ****tails.

....this is a real life example of how some statistics could help us deduce simple items that will increase our game. I concluded that the simple fact of me stopping to hold a beer in my hand when i frequented nightclubs increased my dating and sleeping with hot women more.

So are you saying if I have one of those fruity poofter drinks with the pineapple and an umbrella I wil get laid more?

Go analyse your nutsack, man.

 

[FreeStyleZ]

i doubt (hope) he was being serious.

 

[bobbob]

You know what, I still like this guy's post better than any of Player_Supreme's jive-speaking, ebonics nonsense. That "symp" (haha, you crack me up) sounds like he's watched one too many Snoop Dogg videos or something. I really hope you don't speak like that in the real (i.e. white man's) world. They don't hire people who talk like you.

"Yo yo yo, you gots ta have da inna game yo, I be speakin mad fly ebonicz to da bichez, dat's how dey be all up on mah nutz yo!"

hahaha

 

[FreeStyleZ]

hey... news flash, you're not funny so stop trying.

 

[bobbob]

Hahaha, god damn, you ain't denzel washington either ... when you say "this is chess not checkers" it sounds ****ing retarded.

As for this post, I don't know the merits of his idea, but really there's no need to jump on him ... if you don't like the idea, ignore it.

And as for Player_Supreme ... for someone who supposedly "max da hoez 24-7 up in da heezy fo sheezy mah neezy" you sure have a lot of free time to write an 18 page response to this thread.

If you have that much time, you should check out this site:

www.dictionary.com

I'm not trying to clown you, I just want to help out. I think you can really make something of yourself if you learn how to speak English.

peace

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by bobbob
Hahaha, god damn, you ain't denzel washington either ... when you say "this is chess not checkers" it sounds ****ing retarded.

As for this post, I don't know the merits of his idea, but really there's no need to jump on him ... if you don't like the idea, ignore it.

And as for Player_Supreme ... for someone who supposedly "max da hoez 24-7 up in da heezy fo sheezy mah neezy" you sure have a lot of free time to write an 18 page response to this thread.

If you have that much time, you should check out this site:

www.dictionary.com

I'm not trying to clown you, I just want to help out. I think you can really make something of yourself if you learn how to speak English.

peace

Smoke and mirrors. So what's crackin bobbob. Is that what your head does when you got it in your boyfriends lap?

I'm not even going to try to figure out who you really are with only 15 posts under your belt. You must be one of the older heads with another one of those fake screen names to use.

Why don't you post under your true name fool. Hmmmm I keep saying this on this thread.

And you say your not trying to clown me? But what?.....

Well since you obviously know a bit about me. And you know I've only just started coming here again...Let's take a moment to talk about YOU:

Who the fawk are you?

Do you even date women?

Do you even have a woman?

Can you prove this?

I will not hold my breath while you fabricate some kind of response. Bwahahahaha!!!!

4shizzle my nizzle...eazy 4 cheezy...

 

[Player_Supreme]

Oh BobBob:

"I don't know the merits of his idea, "

I guess you don't have any game then do you. If you can't see the stupidity of this wacks post then you must be blind as fawk.

Or did you even read it. You must of saw my name and in your passion to get my attention didn't even bother reading what you were responding too.

And why don't you get a new screen name...speaking of stupidity.

What kind of name is bobbob? Can't you just say it once? Why twice...are you retarded or something? Do you have some kind of mental problem.

Will you be willing to post your photo so we can see what a retard looks like?

I will bet 100.00 that you wont.

 

[Aresx]

You guys are funny.

 

[bobbob]

Let me break it down for you ... use an english-to-ebonics dictionary if you have a hard time with any of this post.

You live in your own little fantasy world where you're this "wise-black-pimp" who speaks ebonics and thinks his **** is deep. You're a loser. You're not worth my time. I've seen the girls in your pics, at best their 4's. If I were you I wouldn't be posting pics of girls that look like that.

I come to this site to learn, and to try to improve myself. If I was as much of a "pimp" as you claim to be, I WOULDN'T BE POSTING ON THIS SITE!!

The fact that you're closing in on 4000 posts (plus however many you have with your alter ego, Realnezz) proves that you have way too much time on your hands.

I don't post with an alternate screen name (unlike you). This is the only screen name I've ever used (check the IP). I'm done with this post and I'm done with you. I feel sorry for you bro ... come to terms with who you are, and try to improve yourself. Instead of coming on here and trying to pass yourself off as a player (when you're not). A Player who is Supreme wouldn't be banging fat nasty hood rats.

Oh, and before I forget ... do you always pay men $100 to see their pics? That seems pretty fruity to me. Whatever floats your boat, dawg.

Peace, good luck to you.

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by bobbob
Let me break it down for you ... use an english-to-ebonics dictionary if you have a hard time with any of this post.

You live in your own little fantasy world where you're this "wise-black-pimp" who speaks ebonics and thinks his **** is deep. You're a loser. You're not worth my time. I've seen the girls in your pics, at best their 4's. If I were you I wouldn't be posting pics of girls that look like that.

I come to this site to learn, and to try to improve myself. If I was as much of a "pimp" as you claim to be, I WOULDN'T BE POSTING ON THIS SITE!!

The fact that you're closing in on 4000 posts (plus however many you have with your alter ego, Realnezz) proves that you have way too much time on your hands.

I don't post with an alternate screen name (unlike you). This is the only screen name I've ever used (check the IP). I'm done with this post and I'm done with you. I feel sorry for you bro ... come to terms with who you are, and try to improve yourself. Instead of coming on here and trying to pass yourself off as a player (when you're not). A Player who is Supreme wouldn't be banging fat nasty hood rats.

Oh, and before I forget ... do you always pay men $100 to see their pics? That seems pretty fruity to me. Whatever floats your boat, dawg.

Peace, good luck to you.

1. I have no idea what your talking about with the ebonics bullshyt...but I guess if you need something to grasp onto go right ahead since your words don't stand alone.

2. The realness issue has been explained look at the other post:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59370

3. You must have some serious hateration ( is this what you call ebonics...hahaha) if you have not read the other thread

4. Your a fool bobbob. A complete and utterly total fool.

5. If you want to continue this then PM me kid.

later!

 

[MindOverMatter]

Player why do you bother responding, this sh!t is beneath you.

On another note, why are these threads even up? They're just flamebaits with little to no constructive posts.

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Player why do you bother responding, this sh!t is beneath you.

On another note, why are these threads even up? They're just flamebaits with little to no constructive posts.

Because I actually enjoy making idiots out of em.


On the thread that Eternal just closed....I noticed that he didn't say whether or not The Realzness is I or not...makes me wonder why not (ETERNAL).

I do hope you ain't still hatin on a playa now are ya..Eternal.

What you do need to do is put up whether or not The Realnezs is me or not so these fools can get off my back!!!

 

[Player_Supreme]

Now I see why the hateration bobbob:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57066

Bwahahaha...

Cry me a river....

 

[bobbob]

You know what man ... ya that was a sad post, but ****, I'VE STILL NEVER SUNK SO LOW AS TO BANG WOMEN AS UGLY AS THE ONES IN YOUR PIC.

hahaha. So what does that say about you, that someone as bad with women as me, has STILL ****ed better looking women than you have?

But then again, it helps I speak english ... only hood rats go for ebonics.

I'm not going to bother reading your "proof" of success with women. The fact that you feel the need to prove it, shows that you're either:

A. full of ****
or
B. have some kind of inferiority complex

In either case, get some help bro.

And for real, I have hatred towards no human being, so, the best of luck to you. You need it.