Some good jokes...

[HOMERSIMSON]

anybody know any to get the convo goin? a good laugh lowers her defenses :}

 

[HOMERSIMSON]

i heard about this groom at the wedding rehearsal, he said to the minister..during the vows if you leave out all that love honor and obey stuff ill give you a 100 dollars, he pressed a 100 bucks into his hand and walked away with a smile..the next day during the ceremony, the minister said do you promise to bow down before your wife.. take her breakfast in bed everyday, to fulfull her every desire.. he gulped in astonishment, said in a weak voice.. i do... he then whispered i thought we had a deal, the minister handed him his money back, and said your wife made me a much better offer.

 

[SamTheHobit]

I hate mosquitos!!! i mean, I know i'm delicious but damn...

when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....

Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.

 

[Falcon25]

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