some girl TPd my house

[xomel]

I seriously dont know what the propper response is. I could paintball her house to show her that I am The Man. I dont really want to tp hers back because then that would be going down to her level. Shes not really a friend either. She hated me after I read the DJ bible. She hates my ****y jerk additude.

 

[Jago]

whats tdp?

 

[xomel]

TP= toilet paper. TPing, I think its an american thing

 

[Jerky Boi]

Yeah, it is..well, did she really hate you that much that she TPed your house?

The goal of being a DJ isn't to become a jerk. It's to become a man, and to inheret the qualities of being that Great Catch. I was there before. I had gone from the passive nice guy all the way to being a jerk.. it wasn't a great transition.

 

[xomel]

i used to be a nice guy too and i now im a jerk, no its not an easy tranformation but how can i get to the happy median in the middle?

 

[DaVinci]

Seran wrap her car and smear shaving cream all over the seran wrap.... pure beuaty.

I don't know how old you are. Tping is a middleschool thing where I live. But If you do it back. She'll do it back. You don't she wins. it's like a fight with a bully.

Seriously If you don't mind doing it. Go Get her house(with friends) your friends will enjoy it. You'll bond. and you'll have a good story.

It's fun. thats why they did it to you.

I agree. If you made her mad enough to TP you. Somehtings wrong with your C&F. Your now in Jerkhood. Try to add a bit of NiceGuy. Djism is a balance.

There's something in the bible like.

AFC make rumors and insult in order to feel needed
Dj's arn't affected by rumors because there to good to be.

A great coach(forget the name sorry) was waiting at practice for one of his player. His player came in a half hour late. The coach said.

"Why were you late?"
"Sorry coach someone started a rumor and I was trying to stop it"
"Listen Son, You have no control over your image and what other people see, think, and say about you, But you can control your reputation, and what you DO! and thats what's important"

Something like that. It's the main point

Good Luck

 

[xomel]

Originally posted by DaVinci
Seran wrap her car and smear shaving cream all over the seran wrap.... pure beuaty.

I don't know how old you are. Tping is more of a middleschool thing where I live. But If you do it back. She'll do it back. You don't she wins. it's like a fight with a bully.

Nah, I'm a Junior and my house hasnt gotten TPd since middle school. Yeah, I know I have to respond some how.

Originally posted by DaVinci
Seriously If you don't mind doing it. Go Get her house(with friends) your friends will enjoy it. You'll bond. and you'll have a good story.

It's fun. thats why they did it to you.

Ive actually gone out TPing with her before. Like I said we used to be cool until she rejected the change I've been going through. And yes I remember earlier this year and last year its a lot of fun and I've gotten weird responses from girls by doing it.

Originally posted by DaVinci
I agree. If you made her mad enough to TP you. Somehtings wrong with your C&F. Your now in Jerkhood. Try to add a bit of NiceGuy. Djism is a balance.

Yeah I made her really mad. What does C&F stand for? Do you have a link to a page in the bible about it?

Originally posted by DaVinci
There's something in the bible like.

AFC make rumors and insult in order to feel needed
Dj's arn't affected by rumors because there to good to be.

A great coach(forget the name sorry) was waiting at practice for one of his player. His player came in a half hour late. The coach said.

"Why were you late?"
"Sorry coach someone started a rumor and I was trying to stop it"
"Listen Son, You have no control over your image and what other people see, think, and say about you, But you can control your reputation, and what you DO! and thats what's important"

Something like that. It's the main point

Good Luck

I dont understand this part. Why are you telling me this? How does it relate?

 

[Jester]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

if you know it was her, very discretely get about 500 paintballs and shoot the place to hell.


but the cops WILL look for who did it, meaning you. so dont be seen, and dont be seen with a paintball gun. try not to break anything either.

dont hit any windows or any people, you could really hurt someone and that would not be cool.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

This sh!t is all very juvenile. Don't sink down to her level. Just cuss her ass out. Tell her if anything else happens you're going to get her back twice as bad.

If this scenario happens I would suggest pouring break fluid on the top of her car. Before she knows it, paint starts disappearing. You could also put nails behing her tires at an angle so she backs over them.

As you can tell, when it comes to vandalism, I don't play around.

 

[dante82]

Dude...

dude, paintball her house NOW. MAKE SURE TO SHOOT WINDOWS. I do this all the time. Only bring about a hopper full unless you got a fast gun cause neighbors are bound to come out if they here that and you dilly dally around. Also make sure that you run through back yards and not on the street for goodness sakes. And if you get scared remember that the second you pop off a shot the cops wont just emerge out of the ground and arrest you. Its not like pbs break windows. Also give yourself about a minute then RUN. have fun

 

[MidwestFreek]

or..confuse the hell out of her...

if she tp'ed your entire house...driveway..everything...just be like

"I'm suprised u didnt wake nebody up doin that"

or if you have a big tree she got tp in...

"I'm wondering how you got it that high, you must have some kind of arm on ya"

she'll be like.."what the f*ck..i just tp'ed his house and hes joking around with me...whoa"

by gettin back at her ur just bein a little kid...like the rumor thing that was mentioned...deal with it..ignore it...if you would start a rumor back..youd piss off more people...same with tping her house...she would KNOW it was you..and it wouldnt improve your relationship with her...it was a decent joke...deal with it..and improve your DJing by toning down the jerk...

C&F = ****y and Funny...very useful when not over done

 

[Jerky Boi]

Eggs..always my favorite ;]

 

[MidwestFreek]

and the childish war begins...u want her to not think ur a jerk? dont fight back..just shrug it off for pete's sake...if some chick tp'ed my house...id invite her to tp some1 elses..with me

 

[sitnam]

yo if u do somethin stupid ur just gonna make $h*t worse. if i was u, id probably joke around some like midwest said. id be like yo, u know i gotta get u back now. and if its her birthday or somethin get her a roll of TP for her present . i dunno if you're good with words, but i'd try to make her feel bad about what she did. then she'll wanna make it up to u if u do it right . this is a good chance for u to spit some mad game. the ideas everyone gave were pretty funny, but u shouldnt do that to someone u dont hate. id only do that to ppl like my friend's neighbor (they call the cops on us every time we play on his drumset). dont get in a b*tch fight, ur a man not a girl. midwest is right about C&F too-- gotta use a lot of that right now to show her u dont really care that much and that u are secure with urself.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Theres such an easier way to deal with this. Actually 2 things that I can think of. You could play it off and show her that she cannot disturb your reality.

Example: Get a roll of toliot paper from your home and take it to school. Next time you see her at school holla at her and toss it to her. Give her a smirk.

Or you can do the quick and easy thing which is put sugar in her gas tank.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Theres such an easier way to deal with this. Actually 2 things that I can think of. You could play it off and show her that she cannot disturb your reality.

Example: Get a roll of toilet paper from your home and take it to school. Next time you see her at school holla at her and toss it to her. Give her a smirk.

Or you can do the quick and easy thing which is put sugar in her gas tank.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Ahh hit the button twiced... now three timesoppps.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Yeah yeah.. you were just lookin to get the "Senior Don Juan" status.. Just messin

 

[Jerky Boi]

I like the idea about the present..I'd try n do that.

 

[NRM]

What would James Bond do...?

Well... no girl would ever TP his house because he's so fucking cool. But if a girl did, she'd have to be working for the other side. So he would go and kill everyone involved.

Yeah... not much for ideas.