So, you're having sex with your girl when...

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...she calls you by another name. You're a DJ, what do you do?

1. Stop everything and ask "Who the fvck is (name)?"
2. Change her name too and keep going
3. Pretend you didn't listen but ask about it later
4. Pretend you didn't listen and forget about it

C'mon, let's see some attitude here. Answer me! :D
 

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Originally posted by Wysiwyg
...she calls you by another name. You're a DJ, what do you do?

1. Stop everything and ask "Who the fvck is (name)?"
2. Change her name too and keep going
3. Pretend you didn't listen but ask about it later
4. Pretend you didn't listen and forget about it

C'mon, let's see some attitude here. Answer me! :D
I'd say this....

Ahhh so I'm blah blah now. Does he fvck you like this *grab her by hair, bend her over and blast that butt!* Finish up and say, well good thing Matt wasn't around, he would of kicked that dudes butt.

I'm a sick dude today!

:D

M.A.C.
 

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#2 is something I'd do.

If I really wanted to know who the hell she was talking about, I would just start laughing really hard and say "Who?" In an amused tone. Obviously she will say "Nobody" or something like that and just say "Riiiiight" and keep going or "It BETTER be nobody" in a half playful and half serious tone and then keep going.

Either that, or a second later after saying someone else's name say "Woooooops!" and accidentally throw her out of your bedroom window.
 

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Re: Re: So, you're having sex with your girl when...

Originally posted by Matt ala Casanova
I'd say this....

Ahhh so I'm blah blah now. Does he fvck you like this *grab her by hair, bend her over and blast that butt!* Finish up and say, well good thing Matt wasn't around, he would of kicked that dudes butt.

I'm a sick dude today!

:D

M.A.C.
LOL! I'll definetly do this! :D
 

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I didn't happened with my actual, but with my past. I just wondering what you guys would do - i went for #2. :)
 

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I called an ex-g/f by the name of the g/f i had before her one time. That was weird.
 

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rofl that's the funniest thing to do..


you say the name of your ex girl... she kind of sais.. what ?! then Matts approach.. and after wards.. when she asks you said a name.. you say.. no I didn't .. yes you did.. NO I DIDN'T you were to fu cking horny to know that... aah I was not.. look we can keep on arguing or I can show you again.

it's fun messing with girls when they are to damn horny
 

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Re: Re: So, you're having sex with your girl when...

Originally posted by Matt ala Casanova
I'd say this....

Ahhh so I'm blah blah now. Does he fvck you like this *grab her by hair, bend her over and blast that butt!* Finish up and say, well good thing Matt wasn't around, he would of kicked that dudes butt.

I'm a sick dude today!

:D

M.A.C.
Hahahah....I would have personally ended it with a donkey punch after blasting the butt....

-DJLiquid
 

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Unregistered that made me laugh out loud LOL
 

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call her by another name, but be creative. then get a nut off and move on.
 

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start crying uncontrolably (if you werent crying before this) then start hitting your face with your fists and swipe everything off her/your dresser with one arm and have it crash against the wall then get on your knees and yell out WHYYYY while you look at the cieling with your arms spread out
 

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To white_hype: ROFLMAO! Boy that was cheesy! :D

This situation never happened to me. But I once did the exact reverse. I was in bed with my (latest) ex, not long after we just started dating. We were in the heaviest part of the action, and (idiot me) I blurt out my ex-wife's name. lol I'm pretty sure she didn't hear it, I didn't say it very loud, and noticed my blunder immediatly, so "changed the subject" real fast. lol You can be sure I was very careful not to do it again. Weird thing is, I nearly did several other times. Only gf I've had that problem with. She was my 3rd gf after my divorce, so it's not that rebound thing. And she wasn't anything like my ex-wife in bed either, nowhere near as good actually. The 2 before her were way better. Must have been something going on in my subconscious there. Hmmm....

I'd just let it slide, in your case. But if she does it again, start asking questions...
 

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almost 500 views and only 16 anwsers? C'mon people, don't be shy! :D

white_hype: LOL!
 

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Man I would do #2...lol that would be hilarious. Or I would do ask her about it later, and tease her about it in a funny way....like how much better you were than the other guy. Just be funny with it, I'm sure she'll be a little embarrased but don't get too mad and she will shut up. Of course, if you really suspect it's an issue, talk to her seriously and let her know it's not appropriate, you don't do it to her, etc.
 

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i think it would be a good idea to make her cry. I would just finish quicky on her face, put my pants on, and drag her out side and lock the door. let her pound on the door and scream your name out for a while naked. that will teach the ****en *****.
 
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