So there's this girl....

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So there's this girl I like at my highschool, her name is Jazmine. I swear , she is an HB10 and I've only ever given this rating to women I see on T.V.! I've known her since 8th grade and we continued into the same high school. Her boyfriend is Eric, and he's going to be a Junior. This means that He will graduate in another couple years, and Jazmine will be free for me! What should I do? Should I attempt to take her?
 

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yo

are you attempting a oneitis? haha sarge other girls, and try and take her now if its within your morals. Dont wait for her boyfriend to leave, learn boyfriend destroyers from tyler durden or anyone else...
 

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No! She's the finest girl I ever seen in my life! She's beautiful, I love her like no girl ever before! And she's so nice! I've talked to her!
 

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Point Blank said:
I've known her since 8th grade
And she probably has no idea who you are.

Point Blank said:
He will graduate in another couple years, and Jazmine will be free for me!
Haha do you really have that kind of time to not talk to other girls? It will be real funny when her boyfriend graduates...and continues dating her.

Point Blank said:
She's the finest girl I ever seen in my life!
Doesn't matter.

Point Blank said:
She's beautiful
Doesn't matter.

Point Blank said:
I love her like no girl ever before!
That's a lot to say for someone you've done nothing more than probably watch through a window at night.

Point Blank said:
And she's so nice! I've talked to her!
Omgz0rz! She looked at me! I think I might faint!

Yes this is trolling to the max.
 

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No, I've talked to her on several occasions. I even hugged her once. Please stop being a troll.
 

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Man, I'm sorry to tell this to you, but you need a serious dose of reality. I was fortunate enough to have sisters and half-"female-friends" to realize that women don't really think about guys as much as we think about them sometimes.

If she's interested in you, she would have let you know somehow, most women do something about it if they're trully interested in a guy. (AKA flirting) There are a few women that are shy and those are the ones that you have to "force the interest" out of. (that's what approaching's all abouit). These are the women that "light up" the minute that you approach/talk to them.

If the girl that you're talking about isn't one of these two that I'm talking about, then she probably isn't interested in you or thinking about you. You need to get over her, move on to other girls, and start enjoying life. If not, you'll be wasting days, months, years, (believe me I've done stupid stuff like this), waiting on something that would take minutes to solve.
 

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Point Blank said:
I even hugged her once. Please stop being a troll.
Irony at its greatest. Where's a mirror when you need one? Sorry for being blunt and truthful in my answers. I don't even think you know what a troll is.

While you're blowing a load over hugging this girl, her boyfriend is blowing a load ON her. And will continue to do so until you realize you need to find somebody else. If you are actually considering waiting 2+ years just to be able to talk to this girl, then you obviously haven't read the DJ Bible.
 

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Go fvck yourself, you fvcking ponce troll!
 

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It's gonna take you a while to get out of denial before you realize all of us are right. But for the time being, keep being DrBeard's alter ego.
 
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she's practically yours already!

Point Blank said:
So there's this girl I like at my highschool, her name is Jazmine. I swear , she is an HB10 and I've only ever given this rating to women I see on T.V.! I've known her since 8th grade and we continued into the same high school. Her boyfriend is Eric, and he's going to be a Junior. This means that He will graduate in another couple years, and Jazmine will be free for me! What should I do? Should I attempt to take her?
Yes you should attempt to take her, but the key is to build up slowly.

Next time you see her - ask her for a hug. Its impolite to hug without permission. Everytime you see her, ask her for a "hello hug" and a "goodbye hug." If you find you're ejaculating as you hug her, don't worry about it. If some soaks through your jeans, she'll think its hot.

Since she already has a boyfriend, you can't be alone with her. That would be wrong. Never fear, you can still date her with her boyfriend. Just wait till you see them alone together and join in their conversation. You might feel nervous about it, but you only need to use two phrases. Whenever she says anything, you say "me too" (building rapport) and whenever her boyfriend says anything - say "you're the luckiest man alive, you know that?" (outdoing his romance) After 3 of these dates she's officially your girlfriend too, and you can ask your co-boyfriend if he'd like to share her with you one night - he'll be flattered that you find her so attractive.

Now that you've got her, all you have to do is convince her that you're better than her old boyfriend. The first thing you should do is write her an epic romantic poem. One that expresses her dazzling beauty, your past willingness and desire to wait (for 2 years if necessary) in order to be her boyfriend, and your overwhelming ecstasy at being her co-boyfriend.

If her response is less than what you'd hoped for, then its time to get REAL DJ on her a$s. Buy her the most expensive roses you can find in your state and get them delivered with the personal message "I'm your B1tch for life". I promise, this never fails. If you've followed all the steps above she'll be all over you and ditch her other boyfriend, I promise.

Now you've acquired the holy grail - its time for you to go about proving your love for her. Some of the best ways are: threatening to commit suicide if she ever left you, getting her name tatooed on your d1ck, telling her you'd let a guy rape you if it turned her on, hitting on her mother, "waiting for her" outside her house and of course using a date rape drug of your choice on her once a week.

She'll be putty in your hands.
 

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Hmm, that's clever!
 
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