So Suave Trainee.

[Wingedsig]

LMFAO.
My personal favorite: Do you like your eggs, scrambled, poached, or fertilized?

http://gawker.com/5973758/man-tries-out-the-100-worst-pick+up-lines-of-all-time-so-you-dont-have-to

:crackup:

 

[Greasy Pig]

Some lol moments there. Very good!

 

[SpazzAttackk]

LOL

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at pick up lines
Nice tits

Thats bulletproof!

 

[Wingedsig]

Favorite one by far is when he said hurry up, it isn't going to suck itself! LMFAO.