So my buddy got a text from an ex...

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Nameless Ex-girlfriend: Hey Andrew, how’s your job going?
Me: About as well as can be expected I suppose.
(Later in the conversation)
Nameless Ex-girlfriend: So when you get home do you want to go grab a bite to eat?
Me: Sure, we can go to McDonalds or something.
Nameless Ex-girlfriend: McDonalds? I was thinking about Hacienda, what kind of girl do you take me for?
Me: Oh, we already know what kind of girl you are, now we are just haggling over price.
Nameless Ex-girlfriend: Oh my god, your such a ****in *******!
Me: Duh! That’s why we broke up.



I just really felt like that needed to be shared here.
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