So many Problems.

[Daniel_miles]

Hello, my name is Dnaiel but my few friends call me Smiley (I'm clinically depressed so don't smile and my last name is Miles, so the nick name comes from there)

I'm a 19 year old virgin from the UK, nearly 20. I have kissed a few girls but they have all been around 16 and chubby. I dropped out of school so don't have any qualifications. I don't have a job, friends or any hobbies and I was recently arrested for having class A drugs with the intention to supply. I am due in the crown court next month so I could possibly face a jail sentence.

Needless to say my life is pretty ****ty and girls are not my only problem. I have joined this site (after months of browsing it) to become good with girls. Obviously this site will not fix all my problems but at least it will make me a pimp.

I'm pretty arrogant so I'm inner game is tight I think because people think I'm self confident. I am also very good looking (HB9-10) so I don't know where I go wrong. There are some pictures below (I have a shaven head now with the beard, the pictures with long hair are from 1 year ago)

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[Daniel_miles]

bump

 

[\O/]

lol....great to see that you consider yourself a HB9-10..:crackup:

 

[REDUCE523]

First with that whole i have nothing to offer attitude you aint going nowhere.
You need to work on yourself before you get to being a pimp.

 

[Daniel_miles]

lol....great to see that you consider yourself a HB9-10..:crackup:

I am. What is unattractive about my looks? Nothing, I'm great looking, thanks. HB 9 at least.

Start all over again. Go back to school, do it all. You will meet people on you journey.

PS, You look like a hippy

I appreciate the advice but a month from now there is a possibility of a jail sentence. I did a year in college but i'm just to lazy to work. In the UK you can't go back to school. I would ahve to study at a college to re-sit. I am also cliniclly depressed so studying is hard.

I look like a hippy?

First with that whole i have nothing to offer attitude you aint going nowhere.
You need to work on yourself before you get to being a pimp.

I don't understand, sorry.

Thanks guys forthe advice. I really want to be sucsessfull with woman and I'm here to find out whats holding me back. Only thing I can think of is my height :crazy:

 

[d9930380]

Look at the brightside - you've hit rock bottom at 19 and want to change, you still have the rest of your life.

Stop being a lazy **** and actually think where you want to be in 5 years and how to get there and then put in place the things you need to do.

Oh and 9 or a 10 - would people start grading themselves and girls properly. A 10 is a supermodel, perfect in everyway. David Beckham isn't a 10. Infact you won't get 10s outside of London or LA or some city where they make entertainment or fashion.

You're more like a 6 maybe a 7 but that's generous - basically above average but not something special. That's good looking enough not to worry about it. Forget about PROPER 9s and 10s because unless you are a model or EXTREMELY rich then you don't stand a chance. Really good looking girls are 8s.

 

[SamePendo]

Hmmm... you look kind of Jewish. Is your name Bjerte?

 

[skip2mylou781]

lol....great to see that you consider yourself a HB9-10..:crackup:

i cannot ignore that comment.....how in the world can u rate urself a 9 or 10?????


listen, you are a very unattractive man in those pics....ur basically a 2 outta 10 if i would rate u. You expect success with girls given how u look in those pics? no amount of suave attitude will help u with that

BUT YOU ARE IN LUCK

1)lose some weight and work out
2)get a stylish hairstyle
3)lose the beard, it is the LAST thing girls like....a big bushy beard i mean cmon
4)change ur style of clothing cuz u could afford to dress ALOT better to attract more women

change all of those, and i have no doubt u'll improve from a 2 to about a 7 or 8, and THEN u can start applyin sosuave to pickin up chicks...for now U MUST WORK ON URSELF

ps - if u do go to jail for a short period of time, it actually would be a great time for u to work out alot and get jacked

 

[skip2mylou781]

an another note, NEVER smiling will kill any chances u have with any girl no matter wat ulook like, so u better improve on that too!

 

[Daniel_miles]

I appreciate the help BUT A TWO???? Seriously I'm at least a 9 good looking and people on here hve agreed.

My beard and clothes are part of my style, I don't want to loose them to become a pimp. I heard girls really dig ginger facial hair anyway.

I can't loose any weight because I'm really skinny to start of with.

If I go to jail I will either escape are kill myself.

Smilling will not affect my good looks its more of a personality trait and I can't help being clinically depressed.

I genuinly appreciate this help but its my inner game which is obviously the problem. I have model looks so it must be a flaw in my personality. Maybe I come across to strong because I am very arrogant (but this is good right?)

PS no I'm not jewish.

 

[Bvbidd]

LOL

I'll make it a little clearer. This is going to be harsh but you need to come back into reality.

- You are very very ugly. Girls also think this. I can assure you %100.

- You are also depressed which means your inner game is not good at all.

- You don't smile.

- You probally get made fun of by every single person who walks by. (Hippy, Ugly, Homeless, Loser, etc.)

- You have NO CHANCE with girls for a LONG time. Mabye in a few years and a lot of change, but I mean this is you as of now destined to be a ugly jail drugee who will probally be rotting under a bridge soon.

- This has to be a joke or something. Your a 19 year old dropout on class a drugs who has only ever kissed chubby 16 year old girls. Wow.

PS - He does not need to lose any weight he is already skinny mabye even too skinny. Mabye a little too many class A drugs?

I'm only being so harsh because you want to become good with girls. I'm pretty sure this is a joke though. Or mabye your just that stupid?

 

[American_Psycho]

I really hope you're joking about this 9/10 thing...I'll show you pics of some guys who would be considered 9s or 10s. Notice how you look nothing like them.

Christian Bale

Brad Pitt

Orlando Bloom

Jared Leto

You might have good facial structure, but it's hard to tell. Get a better haircut, trim the beard, lose the glasses, get a tan, and start dressing better.

 

[Rocko]

listen, you are a very unattractive man in those pics....ur basically a 2 outta 10 if i would rate u. You expect success with girls given how u look in those pics? no amount of suave attitude will help u with that

First off, that is a bit harsh and he is not a 2, have you seen 2s?? those guys have faces only a mother can love. No worries man, you are a solid 6 / 7. Like they said before, you have to stop being lazy and get up and take control. Lastly, this is for skip2mylou781, I assume you have heard of David Deangelo right? Well, get the interviews of him and Sean Stephenson (check out that guy, he is a solid 2 in so many ways). He is cripple and diseased, not to mention he is only 3ft tall, check out his pics on google and listen to what he has to say, because he gets pvssy, goes to show you that most of it is suave, not looks

 

[Rocko]

another thing, I have been studying some psychology and what does clinical depression have to do with not smiling?? Smiling not only helps out your game because it makes you more approachable, but it also puts you in a better mood (tricking your subconscious). It puts others around you in a better mood affecting how they interact with you. Running may also help with your depression as well as talking to a psychologist. Lastly, please don't think you are a 9 or 10. I don't know how it is in England, but over here in America, you get a 6 or 7

 

[Bvbidd]

LOL

Sean Stephenson gets pvssy because women feel sorry for him.

Not because he is suave. LOL

 

[Rocko]

LOL

Sean Stephenson gets pvssy because women feel sorry for him.

Not because he is suave. LOL

haha, thats what i was think, but then again i thought "no one can feel THAT sorry" haha, plus, i listened to what he had to say (first part of CD dont have second part) and it sounded like he knows what hes talking about

 

[DJnoob]

Do Not Feed The Troll

 

[Bvbidd]

I think this guy really does not know how ugly he is. LOL for real.

 

[Daniel_miles]

Although my story is hard to believe it is true, I am not a troll.

I need the beard because I have a few pimples. Brad Pitt had a beard so I don't think it matters to much. http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/hirek/kepek/BradPittBeard.jpg
My cousin I haven't seen in years is over to visit and she won't even speak to me because of my beard. I think shes scared of it haha.

The pictures of me with long hair are old. I don't have it anymore, infact I don't have any hair I'm completly bald now due to the razor. I think its a pretty cool hair style to have, regardless of the beard.

I am on anti depresants to help with my illness but my outlook on life is sitll very negative. I don't really have anything to smile about.

About the drugs, I never took that many (excatcy) only a couple on a friday night, the maximum I took in one night was 12. I didn't/don't have a drug addiction it was purely recreational. I got in to dealing because like I said I have very, very few friends. Through selling the pills (about 100 on a friday ngiht) I was able to make a lot of connections and 'Friends'. Off course people where just using me to buy there drugs but a lot of girls approached me to buy them. As it turns out I have less friends than I started out with when it came to the drugs (completly backfired) Since my arrest these people won't give me the time of day, they had no feelings towards me what-so-ever other than a surce to get pills from.

On the ngiht of my arrest a girl had a bad reaction to some of the drugs I sold her, she went to hospital and off course to avoid being arrested she said she was spiked. There is a huge rumour around the club that I am a rapist now which really hurts my game, well it would if i could even get in to any club (i'm barred from all the clubs in town, not that I enjoy them anyway)





My friendabove, is quite chubby. Hes a small stubby guy buts he weighs 16 stone. You can't really tell from the picture. He is also very insecure about his moles. He was in a relationship with a fat girl but they have broke up. my other 3 friends all have girlfriend so he is the only one suitable for a wingman.

I still think I am about a 9 looking and my friend is about a 8.5 maybe a 9 on a good day, so I'm just wondering where we should go to pick up girls.

Thanks for all the advice guys.

PS A TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bvbidd]

Oh? Most people think your a rapist too?

No. You are very ugly and so is your friend.

Fix your life or shut the **** up.