So I'm Pretty Sure I Have Cancer...

Enjin 7

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yeah...

here is the series of events and why I believe I have cancer right now:

2 months ago: I noticed that I had a swollen lymph gland underneath my jaw. It went away within a week.

1 month-present: my semen has been thin and watery

2 days ago-present: I noticed a small lump on the base of my penis. I thought it was an ingrown hair(I shaved 2 days before it occurred), so I went to lace it, and it was just blood. Its a lump underneath the skin.

so... with all of those symptoms combined, I am pretty sure I have cancer. sucks.

I'm going to see a doctor about it this week. I guess wish me luck.:yawn:
 

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You are wise to get it checked, but to put your mind at rest lymph glands can swell up due to common colds, bad diet or any mild illness, and the lump on your penis could easily be a boil or insect bite.

Anyway, get it checked as soon as possible and let us know! Best of luck mate!
 

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Okay dude... from your description it really doesn't sound like you have cancer at all. Those three things are probably not related at all. Lymph gland due to cold, watery semen due to change in diet or something similar, and the lump was probably just a cyst.

By all means get it checked out but I don't know why you would assume you have cancer from these symptoms.
 

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im surprised you are not dead yet.. with ALL THOSE SYMPTOMS!!!

...

seriously though, stop being a paranoid wuss and go see a doctor ASAP. or just lay down in your bed and wait until you die.
 

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i dont think you have cancer.
:)
 

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It's not cancer. I'm 16 years old and have had them 3 or 4 times. They go away. They are just cysts (as someone said above). They do look odd though I have to say. Don't worry about it, it is wise to get it checked but I'm sure it's exactly what I said. You couldn't resist poking it with something because that's what you do to pimples. Then when you said it bled it makes me pretty positive you just have a cyst that is healing (and therefore, has no pus in it) because mine bled when I had the great idea too {rolls eyes}. Nothing big. :)
 

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I dont think its cancer.... If you are a teen then those things happen. Dont worry bro. Go see a doctor, he will make you fell better!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
 

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snareknight08 said:
It's not cancer. I'm 16 years old and have had them 3 or 4 times. They go away. They are just cysts (as someone said above). They do look odd though I have to say. Don't worry about it, it is wise to get it checked but I'm sure it's exactly what I said. You couldn't resist poking it with something because that's what you do to pimples. Then when you said it bled it makes me pretty positive you just have a cyst that is healing (and therefore, has no pus in it) because mine bled when I had the great idea too {rolls eyes}. Nothing big. :)
yep. you are right sir. got it checked out today and its just a semi-infected cyst. I'm on anti-biotics and should be fine in a few days. what a relief.

p.s. paranoia FOR THE LOSE! lol:crackup:
 

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honestly, yeah lol. I was going to kill myself if I had to have my penis taken off. not even kidding. haha

but its straight! :rockon:
 

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quote: enjin 7:

but its straight!

Well, that's a pun if I've ever seen one. lmao
Glad everything is fine. ;)
 

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No I don't think it's cancer, but you do probably have a serious illness called hypochondria ;(
 

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lol. Agreed.

and...Good to hear your doin fine.
 

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Ha this same thing happened to me not to long ago, i thought i had testicular cancer, kind of a long story. But i decided if i had to have my testicles removed i wouldnt straigt up kill myself, but i would do so many crazy things that I always wanted to do that I'd die from them eventually
 

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Nzo said:
Ha this same thing happened to me not to long ago, i thought i had testicular cancer, kind of a long story. But i decided if i had to have my testicles removed i wouldnt straigt up kill myself, but i would do so many crazy things that I always wanted to do that I'd die from them eventually
That's exactly how I feel. If I were to ever become suicidal, I wouldn't commit suicide straight up but I would do crazy **** like skydiving, bungee jumping, getting a motorcycle, etc...
 

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-=Ice-T=- said:
That's exactly how I feel. If I were to ever become suicidal, I wouldn't commit suicide straight up but I would do crazy **** like skydiving, bungee jumping, getting a motorcycle, etc...
Why not just do those things anyway?
 

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im healthy and i wanna do that stuff
 

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