Don The Magic Juan
Don Juan
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I am 15 years old but I think the high school section is a bit immature compared to this and I prefer your advice.
With my two friends, let's call them X1 and X2 and there were two girls there, let's call them Y1 and Y2. The Y1 is hot but they are both cool. Y1 is good friends with X1 but she didn't really know me or X2 but she said she wouldn't mind if we came with X1. So we walk over to Y2's house at around 2 PM (we didn't leave until around 7 PM) and from the second I got in there Y1 (The hot one) was staring at me and making eye contact. We been around each other but we never talked. My friend X1, is very shy and he is attracted to Y1 but it seems like he doesn't have that "Go getta" attitude and doesn't want to talk. Y1, X1, and X2 are sitting together on the couch and Y2 was sitting in a chair across from me. I was sitting in a chair and Y1 was closest to me). So we're watching TV and Y1 is staring at me a lot and we're talking and my friend goes "She just said your hot" and I was like "I know". Through the whole day I felt a vibe with these girls that allowed me to be really open. She didn't say anything that to show any type of objection to the statement, she just kept staring at me and I'm like
Me: Come over here
Y1: Why?
Me: Stand up and come over here
Y1: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah.
Y1: *Stands Up*
Me: Sit down (referring to my lap)
Y1: *Starts laughing* No.
Y1: Are you serious?
Me: My offer is still on the table
I'm clearly getting the most attention from both girls. Y1 is continually staring at me citing her reasoning as she really likes my facial expressions (I express a lot of reactions to peoples behavior and stuff on my face [with eyebrow movements, eye movements, cheek movements] rather then talking, just my own individual style). During conversation one of the X's says something like "He's attracted to his hand" and I'm like "Yes...At times" and everyone bursts out laughing. While people are laughing I'm like *Pointing to X1, then X2, Y1, and Y2* "You masturbate, you masturbate, you probably finger yourself, and I don't know about you". Y1 screams before laughing (like a laughing scream, you'd have to be there to understand). At one point my friend helping me out says
X2: A girl told me he is hung like a horse.
Me: I'm 7 inches.
*Laughter*
Then after talking for awhile for awhile and getting utmost attention from both girls while my friends are just sitting back and listening and laughing most of the time, we go up to her room to look at Y2's "Secret box" which is filled with a few sex toys, a bunch of condoms of all variations, and a some marijuana smoking paraphernalia (pipe, seeds [I guess she thinks she is capable of growing it], and lighter). And we're just playing around as she shows me everything, Y1 kept putting lighting the lighter right in my face and right on me. I grabbed her (gently) and took it out of her hands and while I'm holding she grabs it out of my hands and lights it again (and actually burns me with a spark but I didn't say anything) so I grabbed her again and made her drop it.
Then me and X2 go up to her game room to wrestle (we wrestle a lot). Mind you, I am 5 foot 10 inches, 135 pounds (got some muscle on me, such as a 6 pack) and both of my friends are 170 (although not chubby). Earlier in the day I took them both at once, that's a combined weight of 340 pounds against my 135 (plus both of them are capable of lifting me over their head). So me and X2 are just wrestling and they seem to be entertained (X2 is obviously showing off, but not talking trash). I beat him in round 1 (although he picked me up and dropped me hard), he beat me in round 2 (he couldn't make me submit [I never give up] but he gave up but he still won) then I beat him in round 3. I guess after I had a little cut under my eye and Y1 was sympathetically says "You hurt him" and my friends like "He beat me, what you talking about". X1 starts talking about how I am tough and has Y1 punch me in the stomach (It's a well known fact around my school that punches to my abs don't phase me) and Y2 tries feeling them as well, they are both impressed. When Y1 punches me she punches way too low (half an inch lower and she would have hit some sexual organs), I'm like "That's way too low" and my friend laughs. Then she joking tries to punch me lower but I block it. I snap my fingers at her (In a non feminine way).
Like I got my own facial expressions I also have my own hand gestures (middle finger from the front, snapping my fingers at people(In a different manner) and 4 finger flick (to tell people to shut up) a little, and the two girls were trying to copy me. They were discussing my swagger a lot and Y1 tried to snap her fingers but said she couldn't. I take her hand, sit down, put my arm around her (while still holding her hand) and try to teach her how to snap her fingers. I try to grab her around her waist while she is standing up but she laughingly objects. By then X2 is trying to copy my style with the girls and starts hitting on Y1 (It's cool, the player with the most skill wins the game).
So I begin a conversation on sexual attractions and X2 has me show my abs to the girls (and they are impressed again). Then a conversation about how the other people thought I was hitting on Y1, a statement that everyone agrees with (however I think I was just playing with her because I saw she kept looking at me). I deny this statement and say I am just playing with her (which she seemed skeptical to believe). Then after a little while a person who was checking up on the house came by (parents were out of town and they had someone checking up on the house). We had to sneak out. While we were leaving out the side door, I asked Y1 if she knew I was just playing with her and she said "Yeah". Then X2 tries to get a goodbye kiss and her phone number, which she objects to and eventually tells him it's okay to get it off X1 who has it. She continued making eye contact with me as I was leaving.
Interpretations? Advice? Reviews?
With my two friends, let's call them X1 and X2 and there were two girls there, let's call them Y1 and Y2. The Y1 is hot but they are both cool. Y1 is good friends with X1 but she didn't really know me or X2 but she said she wouldn't mind if we came with X1. So we walk over to Y2's house at around 2 PM (we didn't leave until around 7 PM) and from the second I got in there Y1 (The hot one) was staring at me and making eye contact. We been around each other but we never talked. My friend X1, is very shy and he is attracted to Y1 but it seems like he doesn't have that "Go getta" attitude and doesn't want to talk. Y1, X1, and X2 are sitting together on the couch and Y2 was sitting in a chair across from me. I was sitting in a chair and Y1 was closest to me). So we're watching TV and Y1 is staring at me a lot and we're talking and my friend goes "She just said your hot" and I was like "I know". Through the whole day I felt a vibe with these girls that allowed me to be really open. She didn't say anything that to show any type of objection to the statement, she just kept staring at me and I'm like
Me: Come over here
Y1: Why?
Me: Stand up and come over here
Y1: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah.
Y1: *Stands Up*
Me: Sit down (referring to my lap)
Y1: *Starts laughing* No.
Y1: Are you serious?
Me: My offer is still on the table
I'm clearly getting the most attention from both girls. Y1 is continually staring at me citing her reasoning as she really likes my facial expressions (I express a lot of reactions to peoples behavior and stuff on my face [with eyebrow movements, eye movements, cheek movements] rather then talking, just my own individual style). During conversation one of the X's says something like "He's attracted to his hand" and I'm like "Yes...At times" and everyone bursts out laughing. While people are laughing I'm like *Pointing to X1, then X2, Y1, and Y2* "You masturbate, you masturbate, you probably finger yourself, and I don't know about you". Y1 screams before laughing (like a laughing scream, you'd have to be there to understand). At one point my friend helping me out says
X2: A girl told me he is hung like a horse.
Me: I'm 7 inches.
*Laughter*
Then after talking for awhile for awhile and getting utmost attention from both girls while my friends are just sitting back and listening and laughing most of the time, we go up to her room to look at Y2's "Secret box" which is filled with a few sex toys, a bunch of condoms of all variations, and a some marijuana smoking paraphernalia (pipe, seeds [I guess she thinks she is capable of growing it], and lighter). And we're just playing around as she shows me everything, Y1 kept putting lighting the lighter right in my face and right on me. I grabbed her (gently) and took it out of her hands and while I'm holding she grabs it out of my hands and lights it again (and actually burns me with a spark but I didn't say anything) so I grabbed her again and made her drop it.
Then me and X2 go up to her game room to wrestle (we wrestle a lot). Mind you, I am 5 foot 10 inches, 135 pounds (got some muscle on me, such as a 6 pack) and both of my friends are 170 (although not chubby). Earlier in the day I took them both at once, that's a combined weight of 340 pounds against my 135 (plus both of them are capable of lifting me over their head). So me and X2 are just wrestling and they seem to be entertained (X2 is obviously showing off, but not talking trash). I beat him in round 1 (although he picked me up and dropped me hard), he beat me in round 2 (he couldn't make me submit [I never give up] but he gave up but he still won) then I beat him in round 3. I guess after I had a little cut under my eye and Y1 was sympathetically says "You hurt him" and my friends like "He beat me, what you talking about". X1 starts talking about how I am tough and has Y1 punch me in the stomach (It's a well known fact around my school that punches to my abs don't phase me) and Y2 tries feeling them as well, they are both impressed. When Y1 punches me she punches way too low (half an inch lower and she would have hit some sexual organs), I'm like "That's way too low" and my friend laughs. Then she joking tries to punch me lower but I block it. I snap my fingers at her (In a non feminine way).
Like I got my own facial expressions I also have my own hand gestures (middle finger from the front, snapping my fingers at people(In a different manner) and 4 finger flick (to tell people to shut up) a little, and the two girls were trying to copy me. They were discussing my swagger a lot and Y1 tried to snap her fingers but said she couldn't. I take her hand, sit down, put my arm around her (while still holding her hand) and try to teach her how to snap her fingers. I try to grab her around her waist while she is standing up but she laughingly objects. By then X2 is trying to copy my style with the girls and starts hitting on Y1 (It's cool, the player with the most skill wins the game).
So I begin a conversation on sexual attractions and X2 has me show my abs to the girls (and they are impressed again). Then a conversation about how the other people thought I was hitting on Y1, a statement that everyone agrees with (however I think I was just playing with her because I saw she kept looking at me). I deny this statement and say I am just playing with her (which she seemed skeptical to believe). Then after a little while a person who was checking up on the house came by (parents were out of town and they had someone checking up on the house). We had to sneak out. While we were leaving out the side door, I asked Y1 if she knew I was just playing with her and she said "Yeah". Then X2 tries to get a goodbye kiss and her phone number, which she objects to and eventually tells him it's okay to get it off X1 who has it. She continued making eye contact with me as I was leaving.
Interpretations? Advice? Reviews?
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