so i had sex last night.

[Packers2010]

ok. all of you have seen me around here. ans who you know about that girl i had no chance with. you know the " best friend" so anyway i'll tell you want happened.

my Saturday night was set. going to see jay-z play with U2 then go out clubbing and forget about my best friend. so jay z finishes and i am like
"F YEAH jay -z rocks!" then i get a text message from this best friend i like saying asking how jay -z was. i was like. "he was soooo sick. gunna get soo drunk later. she replies with. "if you want you can come get drunk with me.i think i need a man in the house to keep me occupied if you know what i mean"

this is even before u2 came on. at this point i should have left. but i had a friend with me and couldn't. i just went fro jay-z.

at this point. i am like cos this was SO out of the blue. granted she just wanted ****. it was mine and i didn't care.

so time passes and she shoots me a message going om about how her firends think that i will get to "attach" if we hook up blah blah. i am like. FFS. bono why must your set list got for 100000000000 years.

so i just play it cool and defuse the situation. that was the easy part.

so 1 bus 1 train 1 hour wait for a taxi and i make it to her house.

she has some friends over. she ditches them to hang out with me. to cut a long story short. ( just to cut out all the making out on the couch.) so we make it to the bed room. and things go well. i grab my wallet with the condoms in. ( no clove no love people) and connect my house to her pipe. and we go at it.

obvs i have no idea what i am doing. cos i am pure noob at this stuff. let me stat that now. before anyone you do.

so then after a bit. she stops me. and tell me that i's not working. i am like what? :S

she knows it's my first time. ( big mistake i know but can't do much about it now)

then she starts going on about how she has rewind my first time and all this crap.

we kiss for a bit long and thats it. she wont give it up. so i failed. and i learned she is a **** tease.

so anyway. i don't think she came. i didn't ***.

so going all that way. i took a worng turn at jabrolta. and i'm still a virgin? i think.

so thats my story so far. from last night to this morning. i tired to get some more this morning. but she was sober and unwilling. i got some kiss action tho. witch is always good.

i think this is what my AFCness needed. cos now i can do whatever with this monkey off my back

 

[Pierce]

Did you get a couple of strokes in?

 

[lisahoney]

Hmmm...... I think you need a new girl and a new approach since you already f**ked it up with this one.

 

[SharinganUser]

How do you have sex and not lose your virginity? Great story though.

Anyway. Go to the bookstore and buy the Kama Sutra, that should give you a better idea of how to get 'er done.

 

[runner83]

so i had sex last night....almost

Dude, I hate to sound so harsh, but that doesn't count as s*x in my book.

No, she didn't come, and she wasn't a c*ck tease. She spread her legs for you, but your technique must have been very bad.

Was there any foreplay before hand? She should be so wet before you even start with the s*x.

Do not take it to heart, but I suggest you do some basic research on s*x and how to do it better.

 

[Packers2010]

Dude, I hate to sound so harsh, but that doesn't count as s*x in my book.

No, she didn't come, and she wasn't a c*ck tease. She spread her legs for you, but your technique must have been very bad.

Was there any foreplay before hand? She should be so wet before you even start with the s*x.

Do not take it to heart, but I suggest you do some basic research on s*x and how to do it better.

i had my hands down there for for 20 mins. so yeah she was good to go as they say.

i don't know. her folks are out of town for 3 weeks and she hasn;t given me my xmass present yet. so i will have to see her again anyway. so. can give it another shot.

 

[Packers2010]

How do you have sex and not lose your virginity? Great story though.

Anyway. Go to the bookstore and buy the Kama Sutra, that should give you a better idea of how to get 'er done.

how do i do. i'm one of a kind man. i was thinking about it and i was like WTF :S

but whatever. what ever it was i got last night i needed it. can still take her in my mouth. yum plus i left her neck in a pretty abd shape

 

[Packers2010]

Did you get a couple of strokes in?

yeah. ore then a few. 100 or 200

 

[Pierce]

Then you had sex...your not a virgin

 

[Mike32ct]

With that many strokes, you definitely lost your virginity. Good for you. You'll get better at sex with more practice.

In the meantime, I will debunk a few myths about male virginity.

1. Myth: A guy will get very attached to his first.
Reality: He won't necessarily get attached, but he'll remember the experience and the girl the rest of his life.

2. Myth: A guy will c*m in seconds his first time.
Reality: More likely, he won't c*m at all. Assuming he uses a condom as he should, it will be much LESS sensation that the masturbation he's used to. That combined with the nervousness and inability to relax and "let go," it's actually not easy to c*m your first time.

 

[Packers2010]

With that many strokes, you definitely lost your virginity. Good for you. You'll get better at sex with more practice.

In the meantime, I will debunk a few myths about male virginity.

1. Myth: A guy will get very attached to his first.
Reality: He won't necessarily get attached, but he'll remember the experience and the girl the rest of his life.

2. Myth: A guy will c*m in seconds his first time.
Reality: More likely, he won't c*m at all. Assuming he uses a condom as he should, it will be much LESS sensation that the masturbation he's used to. That combined with the nervousness and inability to relax and "let go," it's actually not easy to c*m your first time.

thanks for the myth busting was helpful

 

[runner83]

yeah. ore then a few. 100 or 200

I retract my earlier post then. That is enough to count, although must have been fustrating not to bust your nut.

Not sure of how it happened, but consider it a learning experience for next time. If she stopped you and said it was not working, then something did not work out.

Possibly the angles were wrong.

If the angles were right, it should have felt pretty damn good!

I also agree with Mike's myths as listed. There will be many more girls after this one.

But I suggest next time, you don't tell girls about your virgin / little experience status.

My first time the particualr girl did not know, and judging by her reactions she seemed to enjoy it quite a bit....

 

[zekko]

My first time I made the girl get on top.
Kind of hides your ineptitude lol.

 

[Packers2010]

I retract my earlier post then. That is enough to count, although must have been fustrating not to bust your nut.

Not sure of how it happened, but consider it a learning experience for next time. If she stopped you and said it was not working, then something did not work out.

Possibly the angles were wrong.

If the angles were right, it should have felt pretty damn good!

I also agree with Mike's myths as listed. There will be many more girls after this one.

But I suggest next time, you don't tell girls about your virgin / little experience status.

My first time the particualr girl did not know, and judging by her reactions she seemed to enjoy it quite a bit....

i didn't mean too she is my best friend. she knows a lot about me. i didn't know why she did it. she might have ust wanted my ****. or what. cos she was drunk.
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she was playing the hole drunk " you know you are taking advantage of me. ".
i replied with the. " it's a guys job too" then kissed her so she would STFU

 

[Igetit!]

Woah,woah.....is this the same girl who you said you were in the friendzone with,the one you've known for 5 years?


How did that happen? Wait dude,are you sure you were in the friendzone with her? Because this kind of thing just doesn't happen.

i didn't mean too she is my best friend. she knows a lot about me. i didn't know why she did it. she might have ust wanted my ****. or what. cos she was drunk.

Oh,so you think she may have just wanted your d*ck. Well hasn't you d*ck been around her and available for the past half decade? Why now all of the sudden?


Hmm. Well you did say she was drunk. It's still weird though.


I can't imagine how things well be between you once she sobers up,lol.





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she was playing the hole drunk " you know you are taking advantage of me. ".
i replied with the. " it's a guys job too" then kissed her so she would STFU

Not bad dude,not bad. I like the "it's the guys job to" line.


That's what I meant by what I said in my last post in your other thread.

Where did you get the idea to say something like that to her? Because wherever you got it from,you need to keep listening,lol.

 

[Packers2010]

So you've had oneitis for this girl and you got a bit of drunk pvssy. Congratulations, you're a true DJ.

it's more then that! a lot more.!

i told her last week i liked her and we remained friends. then all this happens last night.


i have no clue what the deal is between us, i;m just trying to make sence of it all

 

[TizZle]

no need to make sense of it all. you got pu$$y. mission accomplished

 

[Ease]

If a girl said something about me getting attached to her because of sex i would say..

Biiiiiiitch pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase...

 

[Packers2010]

no need to make sense of it all. you got pu$$y. mission accomplished

true.

we just had a chat about it now. more ****ed up ****. not sure at this point if i am going to cut all contact with her.

i do really still like her. after she tells me to come over cos i am the only guy who would say yes. then stops ha;f way threw. WTF.

i'm going to loose a great friend over this. fvck!

i want to try do something diffident but whats the point. it wont change anything. i should jsut be happen i got as far as i did. why are girls so hard

 

[loveshogun]

Don't sweat your first time. You need practice, my son.

Preferably with girls you won't train/cab an hour and ditch f*ckin' Jay-Z and U2 to go see. Jesus Christ, this girl's p*ssy better have been the f*ckin' holy grail of vag for you to leave that concert early.

And I bet it wasn't.

More practice for you. The biggest thing is to be in the moment, and let it happen naturally. If you start putting pressure on yourself thinking "I have to get it in I have to get it in" (most virgins do this), you're not gonna sustain an erection.

Also, there's nothing to make sense of. She was horny, and you were a sure shot. Or at least, she thought you were. Ha!

Just playin' man. Not trying to knock you. You got laid, so it's something. Don't let it be luck next time.