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Because I'm in deep ****.

Listen, guys.

As she pointed out, today we've been together for about 2 months (as I estimated about 2 to 4, not being sure; I try to focus on quality rather). We are both 19, she had more relationships than me, one of 1 and half year, loved once and did most of the crazy, romantic stuff you've seen in romantic movies. But no sex. And hell, one of her ex-boyfriends even prepared her a bath of champagne! That's about 100 litres of champagne, for god's sake!

I got laid once, but I'm very open-minded about all this sex stuff. I know a thing or two about female psychology and most important of all, I am ready to take the responsability of being her first. And I'm also in love with her.

A few days ago we played a little game that had us take a sip of vodka every time a said statement wasn't true. As I was driving, I couldn't drink, but to get in the game, I faked everytime. Being a drinking game, the statements were a lot into sexual stuff, and the obvious "I had never masturbated" was also present. Being a statement that would make everyone of us get smashed I didn't paid attention if she took the sip. "Of course she took!" I thought.

Yesterday we were playing in the back seat of my car and we started talking about the game. Among the blahs, blahs, blahs, "I don't remember a ****" she told me she couldn't have taken that sip because she never had masturbated. Of course, the question "Have you ever masturbed?" was out of the place in a relationship because the answer would had been "Yes. What do you think, I'm Virgin Mary?". A "Do you masturbate with your right hand or with your left?" or "Do you wet your fingertips from your mouth or from your vagina?" would had been more appropiate. Or that's what I've been thought. Now, I was somehow amused of this fact, I started making fun of her ("Yeah, right. Look, when I'm leaving the house to meet you, I have 65 kilos. When I'm back I'm 66. Guess why I have to masturbate"), then trying to convince her that "It's ok to tell me, I'm your boyfriend." and finally "... are you serious?". As I was concerned about all this sexual stuff, I continued asking her and found out she wasn't ever curious to masturbate, never received oral sex (and imagine she took a bath of champagne! That's about 100 litres of champagne, for god's sake!) and had orgasm only once (I really wonder how). While I was ready to be her first guy to penetrate, I don't think I'm ready to be the first one to tell her "Look, this is your ****oris. It's fun to play with."

I understood the idea of "I'm still a virgin because I didn't met the right person, yet" but "I never masturbated because I was never curious" could make a stand if she had been about 14-15 years old. Not 19, for God's sake!

I followed most of the tips when dealing with virgins. Here's the feedback.

1. "Make her trust you" - she fel pretty awkward when she found out that I performed oral sex. She imagined what I would like to gave oral sex to someone. And I asked her why the hell she didn't imagined I gave her oral sex. She said she couldn't imagined that!

2. "Assure her it's ok for you" - told her. She said "ok, what? It's not like I'm on the Titanic on the verge of sinking. I'm just a virgin and never masturbated, what's the problem?" ... ... ... "No problem, honey, just make sure the seal it's safe untill the wedding night" (didn't actually told her this)

3. "Don't be that pushing" - Now that's in improvement in her so-called-sexual life. At first I was a pretty pressing, but now, after 2 months I can freely play her nipples with my tongue and, maaaaaaan, what a great amount of bodily sensations can it trigger. She told me she never got so intimate with a person in such short time. Happy me...

4. Romantic stuff. - At first, we broke up because I wasn't that romantic, but she messaged me and got together one week after, but now I'm handling pretty good this stuff.

This message is more like a whining. And one to post your opinions. Is she really worth it? (she told me she is very self-confident in what she can offer. A pizza and a Dr. Pepper, please!).

An alternative question is one that's not so specific. When I'm playing with her nipples, I can see how her body is having involuntary contractions, she is moaning, her legs are very tied among my torso, she is scratching my back but after 5-10 minutes, when all the contractions are intensifying she suddenly pulls my head off ... and that's the end of the foreplay. I encountered this before on other girls, but I'm not sure why the females are doing this. And how can I convince her to let me continue?

Best regards,
Your worried possible-next-Saint Joseph
 

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You shoulda touched her pvssy instead of having that conversation. Show her what she's missing.
 

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LearningSlowly said:
You shoulda touched her pvssy instead of having that conversation. Show her what she's missing.
Been there, done that. While she was on her back moaning of pleasure and calling my name. She took my hand off her lil' *****.
 

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Sounds like a head-gamer, to me. I never bothered with such women and never will, either.
 

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I know that on a scale from 1 to 10, the difficulty would jump up to "asian". But quoting a random soap opera character, I would say "Challenge accepted".
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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I see no problem. Try again. If she moves your hand, try again. A few days later, try again. Before long she'll be up for finger-****s, then curious about oral so you do that for her, then its an easy request for you to get oral, and then you've done everything but sex, so why not have sex?

Just stick with it and keep pushing.
 

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And when you fvck her,do it good.She will be your sex "slave"(no not literally!)from there on.
 

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apocolipto said:
And when you fvck her,do it good.She will be your sex "slave"(no not literally!)from there on.
Roger that!

And also,
When I'm playing with her nipples, I can see how her body is having involuntary contractions, she is moaning, her legs are very tied among my torso, she is scratching my back but after 5-10 minutes, when all the contractions are intensifying she suddenly pulls my head off ... and that's the end of the foreplay. I encountered this before on other girls, but I'm not sure why the females are doing this. And how can I convince her to let me continue?
 

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What does it mean that she pulls your head off?

Have you ever been tickled a lot?
It's fun for a minute, but pretty quickly you cant stand it and you push the person away.

That's basically what's happening here.

So if you can learn to anticipate that, lay off playing with her nipples just before that moment and move down to her pvssy while the momentum is still rolling, or, if she does have that moment, just relax and slow down for a minute or two, then build back up again.
 

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Yeah Learning got that part.

This whole post is ragingly ****ing gay. Most guys hook up with multiple girls over the course of two months, they don't suck on one girls nipples after two. Be completely honest with her first off, if she doesn't like it the relationship is over. Sweet. Sucked anyhow. If she accepts your honesty then you get laid. Win-win.

All your four tips suck balls as well. You don't "Make her trust you", you just never be a sleazebag and give her a reason not too. There's a big difference between pushing for sex and being pushy, don't force her or anything but try for it all the time. Being pushy is when you're a whiny little ***** and you constantly assure her that it's all ok with you and having massive blue-balls is just A-ok because she's a virgin princess with no sex drive and you're worthless compared to her. JUST GO FOR IT. Be honest with her and she will start to respect you or leave you. Best possible option.
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

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LearningSlowly said:
What does it mean that she pulls your head off?

Have you ever been tickled a lot?
It's fun for a minute, but pretty quickly you cant stand it and you push the person away.

That's basically what's happening here.

So if you can learn to anticipate that, lay off playing with her nipples just before that moment and move down to her pvssy while the momentum is still rolling, or, if she does have that moment, just relax and slow down for a minute or two, then build back up again.
"pulls your head off" = she grabs my hair and pulls my head off her nipples. 'orry fo' mah bad english.

Actually, I would drew a comparision to a ****oris. If it triggers a pleasureable experience, why would she stop it? She pointed me out a few times one month ago that she didn't got so intimate in such a short time and I thought that while she felt a little unsecurity with me, I managed to give her everytime a great experience. Even more, I think that what would stop her is not a fear of ... something but more like a question in her head if I'm the right one to do this.

@Jack Wealthy: Your post slapped me. Punched me. K.O.-ed me. But you are right :).
 

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Hey troll, ain't you just the cutest little piece of scum the internet gave birth to...

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