Small tongues and drinking from the furry cup.

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I've got a really short toungue, the little bit of skin that joins onto the underside is pretty damn close to the front and stops me from sticking it out too far. Sometimes when I go down on a girl it almost gets painful because the bit of skin is rubbing on my lower teeth. It sucks!! I havent had any complaints but im curious if anyone else is in this boat with me.

I've heard you can get a small operation to "cut the tie" so to speak, so your tongue can move around better and stick out further.

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hmm you might not need to stick it out so far, but you need range of movement.

have u tried placing your lips directly on her lips and then using your tongue from there, instead of trying to stick it out from a far???

The task seems to be more about stimulation over an area than penetrating or poking.

not everyone can be a gene simmons.. but if its _that_ bad, u might wanna talk 2 a doc.

People are doing all sorts of things to their tongue nowadays- splitting, piercing etc.
 

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I am not in the same boat but my tongue is average and it moves ok i guess.. no complaints either but i have tought about cutting that liitle sking that holds it back...I love PVSSY ...lol.. An by the way the better you are with your tongue and the most you could move it the more chances you have of being a better lover....

I really want to cut that skin now...lol

Tiburon
 

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Guess what guys there is a exercise to lengthen your tongue.
Everyday for a couple of minutes or till you can't anymore from the pain try and touch your nose with the tip of your tongue.
For those of you how can reach there nose just aim for a different target.
Just by doing this exercise for a while I dont know exactly but I can reach eye level so the exercise really works.
Just cut the tip of my tongue in the middle and my tongue would look like a snakes tongue hehehehe.

Jango:p
 

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I will try that excercise but i am stiil cutting that skin....

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Re: Re: ?

Originally posted by iqqi
he's a tiny little gay man who likes to roll around in vegetables
no thats richard simmons, gene is the lead singer of kiss, the dude thats fvcked over a thousand girls and got the flap of skin behind his tounge cut so its really long.

chalk i know what you mean, trying to burrow your tounge down her snatch for hours and you feel it the next day.
I used to think thats what your supposed to do, substitute your c@ck for a tounge , but its not so.
have u tried placing your lips directly on her lips and then using your tongue from there, instead of trying to stick it out from a far???
this is the way to go, cover her lips entirely with yours like your kissing.
its not crucial always trying to tounge down her canal the entire time (its your c@cks job anyway), i find mixing it with flatening out the tounge and giving hard long licks up and down to her perineum, also sucking the lips and **** into your mouth seems to work ( so you basically have a mouthful), flicking her **** with your tounge and giving it gentle bites.
also dont shave for a day, stubble is our friend.
doing it that way doesnt require a gene simmons tounge and will save you some pain the next day.

EDIT: **** = c l i t.
come on allen c l i t? seriously
 

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Agree

but i am still cutting that skin i want to reacch everywhere..
Tiburon
 

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my friend had a toothpick in his mouth & poked it through that piece of skin under the tongue by mistake. so he went to pull out the toothpick and it ripped off from where the toothpick was and forward. now his tongue is longer than normal. he said it was worth the pain.
 

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just wondering, does anyone know how much it costs to get that skin cut out?
 

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Wow. So many guys willing to have surgery and mutilate their body in order to please women just a fraction more?

It's called a frenectomy, and can cost from about $150 to $300 to be done by a dentist. It's not supposed to do that much for length unless your frenum was abnormal to start with.
 

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Hey Quick! DO NOT discourage these wonderful men who want this operation! If they want to do it, then they have my whole hearted support! ...And if they need any help with the post-operative therapy...:D
 

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I've got the exact same problem man.

I've always thought about the operation, but I doubt I'm ever gonna go through with it.

You just really gotta get in there when going down on a chick. Do what you can, and sneak a finger in tehre now and then. I've never had any complaints.

--Mike
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

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No problems here...

My tongue is just right.
fingers and "the shaft" are for penetration,
I love the moans girls
give when they recieve "Face"(lesbien term for oral)
watch out for pube hairs = they get stuck in your throat.

To the woman on this board "Shave it"!
then you will recieve extra licks:D
 

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Re: Re: ?

Originally posted by iqqi
he's a tiny little gay man who likes to roll around in vegetables
HAHAHAHA! I wasn't expecting that.



Get the thing cut!
Our room mate could not stick his tongue out past his teeth and now he can stick it out at least 1-1.5 inches. Well worth it and not that painful according to him.
 

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Re: Re: Re: ?

Originally posted by ryoshi

Get the thing cut!
Our room mate could not stick his tongue out past his teeth and now he can stick it out at least 1-1.5 inches. Well worth it and not that painful according to him.
That's because he had the actual condition of being tongue-tied. If you don't, you're not going to gain that much length.
 

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Cheers for all the advice people, i've been thinking about this recently and i think i could probably survive without getting the skin snipped, but it would still be painful after a while and it does restrict my tongue movement quite a bit. When i try and touch my nose with my tongue it barely makes it to the top of my upper lip and when i try and stick it out straight forwards the skin rubs on my teeth and thats when it gets painful, specially if i have to move it side to side, it's like im sawing the skin of on a blade or something. Pain. :( I'll phone the dentist and see if they can do it.

I'd like to be comfortable when i'm licking a girl out and not in imense pain after 10 minutes!

tiburon - Are you planning on doing this yourself? Is it something that can be done with an ice cube and a razor blade?! eek! Not sure i'd trust myself doing that

Chalk
 

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