slapped an HB8's face

[Magnanimus]

Strange one this...

She is a grade A p**** tease who is used to guys grovelling around her all the time. We are/were 'friends' and always role-playing in some way or another.

I angrily (in character) accuse her of ignoring me all night.
She playfully shakes my cheek -like you would a cute puppy.
I slap her face - pretty hard. In public.

*gasps of shock from all bystanders, She is outraged and storms off. Yet, some of her friends are (curiously) looking at me with obvious lusty thoughts in mind.

Now.. this is not something i would normally EVER do (out of spite) to a girl, but i felt strangely compelled.
It seems I am the only one appreciates the beauty and divine comedy of the incident. I don’t know how she feels about it all now - she could be pressing charges for all i know! I have occasional pangs of guilt, but still feel strangely confident that it was appropriate

your thoughts...

 

[Centaurion]

Good thing I wasn't around when you did that or you'd get your head bashed in.

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by Magnanimus
Yet, some of her friends are (curiously) looking at me with obvious lusty thoughts in mind.

Are you sure it wasn't the: "what an idiot" look that they ware giving you

just a thought

 

[Magnanimus]

Oh, spare me. Courageous knights in shining armour.
I did emphasise that this was entirely playful and not out of spite.
I'm not asking anyone to condone domestic violence or anything sinister.

The 'what an idiot look'... I didn’t detect that at all. And why would i give ***?

Why is it socially acceptable for a woman to slap a mans face?

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by Magnanimus
Why is it socially acceptable for a woman to slap a mans face?

but she didn't slap your face, you slaped hers. Put your self in her position, Imagine someone slaping you in front of your friends and everybody else.


see this is the sh1t about the internat; nobody but you knows the atmosphere in the place when you did it, and in what contex it was done in..... I just wouldn't choose bi*ch slaping a womans face as a way to prove my dominance(spelling). that's all

 

[Bloke]

LOL. Ninkcumpoop.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

So some girl jiggles your face, and you slap her?

If she actually slapped you first, I would understand. But she only jiggled your face playfully.

It's like some guy slapping you playfully on the shoulder, and then you kick him in the crotch,.

 

[Tazman]

One time my older sister playfully slaps me in my face while we're in line at a department store. I immediately grabbed her arm and twisted it until it hurt, I knew she was only kidding but it was embarrassing to be slapped like that in public. Bad call.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

You're a grade-A Dumbass. Whatever cool, suave DJ move you think you pulled, all you did was physically assault a friend and make yourself look like a jackass in front of a bunch of people. Congratulations. Hopefully she comes back and kicks you hard in the balls in front of your friends........with playful intentions, of course!

 

[Magnanimus]

I know, i'm a bad man.. i wasnt looking for your approval.

I'm long past caring what strangers think about me.
Perhaps I am a dumbass.. Only time will tell...

 

[The Nice Guy is Gone]

Originally posted by Magnanimus
I know, i'm a bad man.. i wasnt looking for your approval.

I'm long past caring what strangers think about me.
Perhaps I am a dumbass.. Only time will tell...

No, time doesn't need to tell, you've already proved it.

 

[The Juan and only]

Slapping a woman in public, and in front of her friends, was one hell of a bad move if you ask me - I personally don't find it acceptable to hit a woman like that and she obviously wasn't very amused + I doubt her friends find that kind of behaviour attractive.

ok, in certain sexual situations some women MIGHT want you to be a little rough with them...however slapping her face isn't the way to go.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Originally posted by Magnanimus
I know, i'm a bad man.. i wasnt looking for your approval.

I'm long past caring what strangers think about me.
Perhaps I am a dumbass.. Only time will tell...

Wow, you're such a badass because you don't seek out strangers' approval. Bravo.

That was still a dumbass move, and I laugh at your delusion of thinking you actually turned on some of her friends with that. BUT ONLY TIME WILL TELL, LOL RITE?

Don't let this "I don't care what people think of me" shit get to your head. That is not a free pass to being a jackass and going around hitting people.

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by Magnanimus
I know, i'm a bad man.. i wasnt looking for your approval.

I'm long past caring what strangers think about me.
Perhaps I am a dumbass.. Only time will tell...

Move past the fact that its a girl.... y would u slap anyone hard in the face for no reason?
Anyways, I'm pretty sure the girls weren't looking out of lust. I mean y would sexual attraction build up from them witnessing u attack one of their friends??

 

[The Juan and only]

Originally posted by Magnanimus
I am a dumbass

You said it. I mean come on....what have you achieved by slapping her? does she like you now?...I doubt it.

On top of that, I suspect you managed to repel most of the women in the vacinity...what a dj move that was.

but seriously, what are you saying you have acheived by doing this? and why are you still defending it?

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Originally posted by DJ_in_making
I mean y would sexual attraction build up from them witnessing u attack one of their friends??

BECAUSE HES A BADDAS THAT PLAYZ BI HIZ OWN RUELZ!

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
BECAUSE HES A BADDAS THAT PLAYZ BI HIZ OWN RUELZ!

what? Rapists are bad asses that play by their own rules too....

I'd rather not slap a girl as a pick-up line.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Maybe Magnanimus is a closet rapist.

 

[BrotherAP]

C'mon guys, RAPISTS ARE THE REAL ALPHAS

It's too bad our flawed society puts all the real leaders of men... the alphas... into jail

Just so we can all be more alpha... I vote we make an alpha boot camp

week 1: slap ten HB8+ while maintaining violent eye contact

by week eight we'll all be getting laid like real alphas, scoring HB10s on their way home from work in a dark alley

:trouble:

 

[BrotherAP]

For the record, the above post should not be taken seriously