Any sexually active woman will ultimately tell you (in great detail if you are really fortunate) that size does matter. Any chic that differs has not had a foot long……..hot dog. Shame on those of you that had their mind in the gutter. I heard that any more than 9 inches is a waste……painful. Do they sell 9 inch hot dogs ?
I hate to admit this and as much as it hurts, today’s woman appreciates big things, the bigger the better so they have whispered to me. I am referring to material things……..duh.
Back in the 80’s Madonna sang about Material Girls. Superficial as it may seem, living the American dream is more present today than ever before. Women want it all from their guy....I am not saying they are gold diggers. Today’s modern females have much more to offer and expect the same in return. They still are impressed with flashy cars, huge houses and lets be honest having a huge bank account doesn’t hurt either. Professional men seem to be that much more appealing if their annual income is equal to or larger than their female equivalents. If you are larger than life(tv star, actor, media professional, DJ, in a band, model, etc) you should have your share of hot woman. Tall men as a whole do better than short men. Women prefer a guy to be taller than them, although height doesn’t matter when you are lying down. Longer, thicker, fuller hair guys blow men with no hair away………….sorry baldy. Lean, fit people beat out their thicker counterparts 5 to 1. Women who increase their bust size can expect a surplus of new found men in their lives. Why is it that they have cup sizes for women but no jock sizes for men ?. Younger men date more often than older men do………’cause they have nothing else to do.
These material things do not guarantee you will get the person of your dreams, it just shows you how the world is changing. Being successful does have its advantages. Despite what they say ALL is NOT FAIR in LOVE & war. So I guess referring to these points, size does matter…….as long as you’re the right size. Hold on let me check……………yup I am so there.
PLEASE NOTE: I AM IN NO WAY SAYING THAT THESE ARE MUST HAVES........You can achieve a certain amount of success without any of these superficial attributes. What I am saying is similar to the alpha dog sundrome, holding yourself to higher standards, gaining respect through your career, having enough money to purchase the friuts from your efforts DOES INITIATE a snowball effect.
Rocky Balboa philosophy if you hang around a bunch of average Joes all your life, you become an average Joe yourself.
Some sad truths: people look better with a tan, a full head of hair, thinner, taller, great clothes, etc. Ask yourself this........if you won like a Bazillion dollars in the lottery........how would your life change.
A new car, a huge house, travel, going to exclusive mega parties, get some plastic surgery, better food, new clothes, hire a personal trainer, get that degree, etc. This new lifestyle will have its effects on the way people perceive you and even the way you respond.
I hate to admit this and as much as it hurts, today’s woman appreciates big things, the bigger the better so they have whispered to me. I am referring to material things……..duh.
Back in the 80’s Madonna sang about Material Girls. Superficial as it may seem, living the American dream is more present today than ever before. Women want it all from their guy....I am not saying they are gold diggers. Today’s modern females have much more to offer and expect the same in return. They still are impressed with flashy cars, huge houses and lets be honest having a huge bank account doesn’t hurt either. Professional men seem to be that much more appealing if their annual income is equal to or larger than their female equivalents. If you are larger than life(tv star, actor, media professional, DJ, in a band, model, etc) you should have your share of hot woman. Tall men as a whole do better than short men. Women prefer a guy to be taller than them, although height doesn’t matter when you are lying down. Longer, thicker, fuller hair guys blow men with no hair away………….sorry baldy. Lean, fit people beat out their thicker counterparts 5 to 1. Women who increase their bust size can expect a surplus of new found men in their lives. Why is it that they have cup sizes for women but no jock sizes for men ?. Younger men date more often than older men do………’cause they have nothing else to do.
These material things do not guarantee you will get the person of your dreams, it just shows you how the world is changing. Being successful does have its advantages. Despite what they say ALL is NOT FAIR in LOVE & war. So I guess referring to these points, size does matter…….as long as you’re the right size. Hold on let me check……………yup I am so there.
PLEASE NOTE: I AM IN NO WAY SAYING THAT THESE ARE MUST HAVES........You can achieve a certain amount of success without any of these superficial attributes. What I am saying is similar to the alpha dog sundrome, holding yourself to higher standards, gaining respect through your career, having enough money to purchase the friuts from your efforts DOES INITIATE a snowball effect.
Rocky Balboa philosophy if you hang around a bunch of average Joes all your life, you become an average Joe yourself.
Some sad truths: people look better with a tan, a full head of hair, thinner, taller, great clothes, etc. Ask yourself this........if you won like a Bazillion dollars in the lottery........how would your life change.
A new car, a huge house, travel, going to exclusive mega parties, get some plastic surgery, better food, new clothes, hire a personal trainer, get that degree, etc. This new lifestyle will have its effects on the way people perceive you and even the way you respond.
