Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
Ok guys, here goes (Yes, it's long, but it's kind of funny.)
This (girl) friend of my buddy (who is staying with me) comes over. They have been "friends" for about 10 years. He bets he can get laid with her that night. After observing the "friends" thing, I bet that he can't.
("The usual bet, Mortimer?") Anyway, I win the bet, but she stays over.
I get up yesterday morning, and my buddy and I are suppossed to go to the Riverboat casino. She gets up, and I start being ****y and funny. Now, the night before, I had said like 2 sentences to her. Anyway, I do the bit about how I am psychic, and can transfer my "psychic" power to her (all using this lame-ass french accent), and get her laughing. I ran a pattern off the top of my head on her (for the life of me, I can't remember what the hell I said!) Anyway, In about 1 hour, I have her convinced to go with me to the casinos. (She was going to go with my buddy to see his kids)
Anyway, after we are alone, I start running the "Incredible connection" pattern. Oh, this is toooooo funny. I FORGET MOST OF IT! ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!
Nevertheless, I get good results. ****MASSIVE KINO**** going on the whole time. I also run the "jerk destroyer" pattern. This chick is two days out of getting beat up by her boyfriend. You can literally still see her bruises!
Anyway, I ran some half-assed patterns all the while we were together (about 10 hours).
Actually (just like Ross predicted) I was a little shocked at how far I got with what little (patterns) I knew!!!!!!! I won't go through all the stuff I said, because it would take forever.
Here's one funny part, though. I find out that she thinks her feet are ugly, and that feet "gross her out". Now, with you guys knowing ole' Sir_Chancealot's attitude, you just KNOW I'm not going to let that one go, right?
(We had also just finished a conversation where she talked about how she would like to experience some new things).
Anyway, I say "Oh, you don't like feet huh? Have you ever had a foot massage?" Nope. So, I get her to my couch and start giving her a foot massage. While giving her a foot massage, start running some patterns on how it is relaxing her, etc.
What was really cool about this was that I could drop into the correct tonality, speed, and pacing pretty quick, when I thought about it. Anyway, I start giving her a foot massage, and have her laughing, and am running patterns, and then I say "Now, we are going to push you further than you have ever been before." I start to bring her feet up because I was going to kiss her ankle. She freaks out and starts laughing because she thinks I was going to suck on her toes!
(Not that ole' Sir_Chancealot WOULDN'T do that, but as jumpy as she was, I didn't want to press for that just yet.)
So, I ended up kissing her ankles a bunch, and one kiss on the top of each foot. She even enjoyed it.
At the casinos, she brought me pretty good luck. I was up $160 at the blackjack table, and gave her $50 to spend. She was up $40, and promptly lost it. Then I ended up losing $100 on the craps table, but it was pretty fun.
So, all-in-all, I am surprised at the success that I had with this girl. Even running half-assed patterns was better than NOT running ANY patterns. Unless I am mistaken, this chick really digs me.
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This (girl) friend of my buddy (who is staying with me) comes over. They have been "friends" for about 10 years. He bets he can get laid with her that night. After observing the "friends" thing, I bet that he can't.
("The usual bet, Mortimer?") Anyway, I win the bet, but she stays over.
I get up yesterday morning, and my buddy and I are suppossed to go to the Riverboat casino. She gets up, and I start being ****y and funny. Now, the night before, I had said like 2 sentences to her. Anyway, I do the bit about how I am psychic, and can transfer my "psychic" power to her (all using this lame-ass french accent), and get her laughing. I ran a pattern off the top of my head on her (for the life of me, I can't remember what the hell I said!) Anyway, In about 1 hour, I have her convinced to go with me to the casinos. (She was going to go with my buddy to see his kids)
Anyway, after we are alone, I start running the "Incredible connection" pattern. Oh, this is toooooo funny. I FORGET MOST OF IT! ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!
Anyway, I ran some half-assed patterns all the while we were together (about 10 hours).
Actually (just like Ross predicted) I was a little shocked at how far I got with what little (patterns) I knew!!!!!!! I won't go through all the stuff I said, because it would take forever.
Here's one funny part, though. I find out that she thinks her feet are ugly, and that feet "gross her out". Now, with you guys knowing ole' Sir_Chancealot's attitude, you just KNOW I'm not going to let that one go, right?
Anyway, I say "Oh, you don't like feet huh? Have you ever had a foot massage?" Nope. So, I get her to my couch and start giving her a foot massage. While giving her a foot massage, start running some patterns on how it is relaxing her, etc.
What was really cool about this was that I could drop into the correct tonality, speed, and pacing pretty quick, when I thought about it. Anyway, I start giving her a foot massage, and have her laughing, and am running patterns, and then I say "Now, we are going to push you further than you have ever been before." I start to bring her feet up because I was going to kiss her ankle. She freaks out and starts laughing because she thinks I was going to suck on her toes!
So, I ended up kissing her ankles a bunch, and one kiss on the top of each foot. She even enjoyed it.
At the casinos, she brought me pretty good luck. I was up $160 at the blackjack table, and gave her $50 to spend. She was up $40, and promptly lost it. Then I ended up losing $100 on the craps table, but it was pretty fun.
So, all-in-all, I am surprised at the success that I had with this girl. Even running half-assed patterns was better than NOT running ANY patterns. Unless I am mistaken, this chick really digs me.
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