Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

[Sir_Chancealot]

A little shameless self-plug here...

Neo, this stuff is gold. Put it in the DJ Bible.

If a guy did 1/4 of what I have posted here, a woman would cream her jeans when thinking of him.

 

[THIAGO BRAZIL]

 

[face]

bump

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-Face

 

[lordclem*]

I SAVED THIS ON MY HARDDRIVE!

well done!

 

[Page]

What else can I say other than...


THIS IS GOOD SHYT!!!

I already knew the importance of foreplay, but what Chance described was intense! It's sort of like kino taken to the ultimate level. Next time I get down, I'm for sure going tpo remember this.


[This message has been edited by Page (edited 06-11-2002).]

 

[Lord_Galth]

definite bible material. man, I will take this with me forever, seriously. It gives us so mutch stuff to expiriment with...THANKYOU

 

[Lord_Galth]

definite bible material. man, I will take this with me forever, seriously. It gives us so mutch stuff to expiriment with...THANKYOU

 

[Ledoyen]

bump

 

[Ronin]

Wow....

 

[Vatican]

"Where you going, honey?"

"Bathroom!"

"All right, come back soon!"

A naked man runs into a bathroom. Carefully he removes the top of the toilet tank. Taped inside is a well-thumbed copy of "Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques".

"Coming?"

"Oh yes."

 

[Nicholas Hill]

Darn I'm horny.

Good post!

I intend to use it!

 

[Taciturnity]

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[Sir_Chancealot]

bump.

 

[wise_mage]

excellent post =) amazing and very educating.
just one thing. what the hell is romance novel dirty talk? do they have dirty talk in romance novels? could u give some examples of both porno and romance novel dirty talk.
I know porno is stuff like "suck my **** *****" but what else. and r u sure she wont get offended by talking to her like that? calling her a ***** I mean. telling her to suck ur **** isnt bad but calling her a ***** is an insult isnt it. do girls like being called *****es and sluts and *****s while in bed? do u behave as a porn actor then?

 

[wise_mage]

anyone?

 

[Nicholas Hill]

You dudes!

Its been a long time coming... but your patience has paid off. This article has been added to the DON JUAN BIBLE!

Enjoy your new fame, Sir Chance!

Nick

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The NEW DJ BIBLE

 

[Soshyopathe]

Fluckin amazing.

 

[Pursuivant]

Lord, bless my family, my friends and Sir_Chancealot for his post about Advanced Sexual Techniques

By the way, Sir_Chancealot, you say that it's possible to make a woman have an orgasm just by talking dirty, but you don't add material about how to talk dirty to her.
I mean how can you talk dirty for 20 minutes in a row?
Examples please, my imagination is too limited.

The Pursuivant
PS. Awesome work! Thanks again!

 

[Laetitia]

WOW!

 

[Wolf in sheep's clothing]

This is one of the best posts on the topic of sex I've seen here - maybe even THE best.

The only worthy comment I can think of is that you need to tailor to personality of each girl you are doing. Arousal is heavily dependant on a girl's personality, so you do need to experiment with each one. You may need to sleep with a girl anything up to a dozen times before you know how to specifically press her buttons.

Bumping this puppy up so it can be rated!