Single Again - it's rough out there!

[Last Man Standing]

Welcome to the hor matrix! Never spend more than $4.95 on a first date..the cost of a happy meal!! If she is not happy after this then it is beyond your control!!

 

[ketostix]

Welcome to the hor matrix!

I'm starting to crave hors devoirs for some reason

 

[edger]

Never spend more than $4.95 on a first date..the cost of a happy meal!!

It would take a miracle for me to even spend any amount on a first date...unless we're talking alcohol, where she pays for the first round and I pay for the second round; or in terms of food, in which I'll pay my part and she pays her half. Once I'm nailing her, then I don't mind paying sometimes. But if I pay sometimes, that also means she must pay sometimes too. It all must even out, or get close to it. B*tches don't get a free ride/pedestalized here.

 

[Phyzzle]

She did know to keep quiet during plays at least.

HOLY FVCK! SHE'S A KEEPER!!

Ha, no really, everything you're saying about this girl pegs her as absolutely adorable.

Her main reason for liking the team because of troy polamalu's hair.

The best rugby players are pacific islanders. Rugby fans here find it hilarious to no end that the best defensive player in the entire sport of AMERICAN grid iron is, surprise, a Samoan.

Troy's been hair tackled before. It's legal. What a shame if he has to cut it.

Steelers fan here. I slept on a couch through most of the Superbowl they won, though (Rough weekend).