Silent One Hitters That Screw With Chicks

[Slickster]

"Well you obviously don't need any help"

 

[cablecow15]

LOL this thread is Epic

"Really now ...."

"O, is that what happend?"

"Enlighten me"

 

[kush]

o...

 

[BananaSmile]

my friend used to say "YES BOSS"

 

[vatoloco]

Okay, treasure these as they are some of my best stuff:

• "Sure thing, sweetheart!"
• "Hey, knock yourself out."
• "Hmm..... no."
• "I'm fine too, thank you!" (in response to "Where are you?")
• "No, I only date girls who I'm completely un-attracted to." (in response to "Do you like me?")
• "Well, good luck with that!"
• "Sweetheart, you got eyes. You tell me!"

and my all-time favorite for when a girl texts me: "Who is this?"

 

[Kailex]

"Court jester with a princess complex... beautiful."

"Whatever you say, your Highness."

Said with a mild hint of sarcasm and with a smile.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Haha. I'm totally using these one hitter quitters, nice one guys.

Some more.

"The story is cool friend"
"Dat Sh*t Go My Nigga!"
"Thumbs up"
"Super cool"
"Why aren't you out with your girls?"
"Why aren't you out?"
"Really, No, seriously?" (really surprised)
"What a charmer/stud you're"
"Alright Kitten"


Replies for typical chic-lingo:

Get a life:

1. I'm not dead. 2. I'l settle for yours. 3. I never died. 4. From where?

 

[^__^]

"Okay, run along now..."

"The kitchen's that way"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)

"Send me a postcard"

"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)

"May God bless you"

"Good luck with your adventure"

 

[5string]

When she's done yappin... Just a subtle point toward her face and say, "booger."

That is priceless! My all time favorite, although not nearly as funny is "so what"?

 

[The Mad Ghost]

"Okay, run along now..."

"The kitchen's that way"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)

"Send me a postcard"

"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)

"May God bless you"

"Good luck with your adventure"

Lulz ensued.

 

[5string]

Good thread! How bout...."Does your mother know about this"?