(Just so you all know, I don't use half the cursings I use here on real life)
The Problems
You are shy.
You are worried about what she thinks of you.
You are worried about what she might think if you (kiss her, approach her, slap her butt, go c&f on her, etc ).
You are nervous thinking about where to take her on a date.
You are dubious about what to wear on a date.
You want her to like you.
Some guy approaches her, and she gets all open and smiley to him.
You are afraid that she might go and tell all her friends about the "ridiculous" of you.
Your penis is too small, and you think she will make a scene.
Your penis is crooked/smelly and you are worried about her reaction.
You farted while at her side.
You just ate, and maybe you have some food between your teeth.
You live with your parents.
You have bad teeth.
You are afraid that she will laugh at your Justin Timberlake poster collection.
Your car isn't as great as you wish it'd be (maybe you don't even have one).
Maybe, while you are talking to her, she ignores you and starts talking to someone else.
She is rude to you.
She spits on you.
She laughs at you.
She points a finger at you, laughs at you, spits on you, and makes a scene in a crowded place.
I could go on and on.
The Solution
This is more than a solution. It's more like a pair of glasses. You are seeing it all the wrong way. You need to put your DJ glasses on. See it all of these problems, with your DJ glasses on.
You are in the mall. Just went there to buy a watch, and you are in a hurry. You see this HB. As a DJ, in no real hurry, you decide to approach her.
DJ- Hi there, what's your name?
Woman- .. Abby.
DJ So, what up with those bracelets on your ears Abby?
Woman- Oh.. yeah.
DJ- Ok... see you then, Abby.
*You proceed to walk away, but suddenly, you trip with a banana on the floor, and while hitting the floor, your jeans fall of and reveal your Back Street Boys underwear.*
EVERYONE - Hahahahahahaha! *pointing at you*.
While you walk away from this, laughing at yourself, you go to your old old car... El Camino. It won't start, and after trying and trying for it to start, it does a big big big aura of smoke around your car. You drive away, listening to the rude people behind you laughing.
Tough things. Really Tough. Should it be in your mind for more than an hour, or at most, a day? No, absolutely not. The woman you approached was not worth talking to, and the people around you were rude. Why should you care about what they think of you?
What you must do, is put your DJ glasses on. These glasses even magically whisper wise words to you. Everytime you see a woman, and have your DJ glasses on, they say something... listen!
She's a ugly b****
What??? She's a ugly b****? That can't be! Look at her, the way she moves, her eyes, her smell, oh-my-god. She's beautiful!
But , have you spoken to her? Has she shown any real value to you? Do you love her? Does she make you laugh? Does she know what makes you cry? Does she know what it takes to make you feel just right?
She's a ugly b****
Yes, you heard me. You must not care what she thinks of you. For all you know, she might even be a man!
Do this. Date a ugly woman. Well, no, don't date a ugly woman, date a ugly female. Those that don't deserve to be called women. They are female just because they have a vagina.
Let's do a little experiment here. Ask out on a date the ugliest female you can find. Not just physicaly, the ugliest personality. Negative, with low self esteem, obese, tomboy... the badder, the better. You must date this ugly female, just like you would date any other woman.
Let me ask you something..
Are you even interested on doing this experiment? Most probably not! Why?
Because she's a ugly b****!!!!
You don't even want to spend 10 minutes with her! She's not worth your time! Wouldn't you rather date a hot, sexy, funny, charming woman?
Of course you would!
So? Go and find her! Search through the whole fields of b****es to find a woman.
If you DO have the patience, time (you shouldn't have time, as a DJ you should probably be busy)... look for the ugliest female you can find. Maybe not just one, go hunting for UGs, and try to date them. And feel the wonder of aloofness.
Of course, you shouldn't fart on her presence. You should open the doors for her etc, etc. A DJ is a gentleman. Being respectful to a UG who is rude to you will show you the difference between being a Nice Guy/AFC, and being a gentleman... being A DJ.
So, let's do this all together. Let's all put our DJ glasses on. Everyone, let's do it together. On the count of five...
one..
two...
three..
four...
five!
Listen!
She's a ugly b****
Give her the pleasure of proving you wrong.
The Problems
You are shy.
You are worried about what she thinks of you.
You are worried about what she might think if you (kiss her, approach her, slap her butt, go c&f on her, etc ).
You are nervous thinking about where to take her on a date.
You are dubious about what to wear on a date.
You want her to like you.
Some guy approaches her, and she gets all open and smiley to him.
You are afraid that she might go and tell all her friends about the "ridiculous" of you.
Your penis is too small, and you think she will make a scene.
Your penis is crooked/smelly and you are worried about her reaction.
You farted while at her side.
You just ate, and maybe you have some food between your teeth.
You live with your parents.
You have bad teeth.
You are afraid that she will laugh at your Justin Timberlake poster collection.
Your car isn't as great as you wish it'd be (maybe you don't even have one).
Maybe, while you are talking to her, she ignores you and starts talking to someone else.
She is rude to you.
She spits on you.
She laughs at you.
She points a finger at you, laughs at you, spits on you, and makes a scene in a crowded place.
I could go on and on.
The Solution
This is more than a solution. It's more like a pair of glasses. You are seeing it all the wrong way. You need to put your DJ glasses on. See it all of these problems, with your DJ glasses on.
You are in the mall. Just went there to buy a watch, and you are in a hurry. You see this HB. As a DJ, in no real hurry, you decide to approach her.
DJ- Hi there, what's your name?
Woman- .. Abby.
DJ So, what up with those bracelets on your ears Abby?
Woman- Oh.. yeah.
DJ- Ok... see you then, Abby.
*You proceed to walk away, but suddenly, you trip with a banana on the floor, and while hitting the floor, your jeans fall of and reveal your Back Street Boys underwear.*
EVERYONE - Hahahahahahaha! *pointing at you*.
While you walk away from this, laughing at yourself, you go to your old old car... El Camino. It won't start, and after trying and trying for it to start, it does a big big big aura of smoke around your car. You drive away, listening to the rude people behind you laughing.
Tough things. Really Tough. Should it be in your mind for more than an hour, or at most, a day? No, absolutely not. The woman you approached was not worth talking to, and the people around you were rude. Why should you care about what they think of you?
What you must do, is put your DJ glasses on. These glasses even magically whisper wise words to you. Everytime you see a woman, and have your DJ glasses on, they say something... listen!
She's a ugly b****
What??? She's a ugly b****? That can't be! Look at her, the way she moves, her eyes, her smell, oh-my-god. She's beautiful!
But , have you spoken to her? Has she shown any real value to you? Do you love her? Does she make you laugh? Does she know what makes you cry? Does she know what it takes to make you feel just right?
She's a ugly b****
Yes, you heard me. You must not care what she thinks of you. For all you know, she might even be a man!
Do this. Date a ugly woman. Well, no, don't date a ugly woman, date a ugly female. Those that don't deserve to be called women. They are female just because they have a vagina.
Let's do a little experiment here. Ask out on a date the ugliest female you can find. Not just physicaly, the ugliest personality. Negative, with low self esteem, obese, tomboy... the badder, the better. You must date this ugly female, just like you would date any other woman.
Let me ask you something..
Are you even interested on doing this experiment? Most probably not! Why?
Because she's a ugly b****!!!!
You don't even want to spend 10 minutes with her! She's not worth your time! Wouldn't you rather date a hot, sexy, funny, charming woman?
Of course you would!
So? Go and find her! Search through the whole fields of b****es to find a woman.
If you DO have the patience, time (you shouldn't have time, as a DJ you should probably be busy)... look for the ugliest female you can find. Maybe not just one, go hunting for UGs, and try to date them. And feel the wonder of aloofness.
Of course, you shouldn't fart on her presence. You should open the doors for her etc, etc. A DJ is a gentleman. Being respectful to a UG who is rude to you will show you the difference between being a Nice Guy/AFC, and being a gentleman... being A DJ.
So, let's do this all together. Let's all put our DJ glasses on. Everyone, let's do it together. On the count of five...
one..
two...
three..
four...
five!
Listen!
She's a ugly b****
Give her the pleasure of proving you wrong.