She will find out my secret identiy

[Black_Italian]

Most of you probably know by now about my secret alterior life as a Ninja. What i am afraid of is my Gf findng out if she find out her life may be in danger. She has already found by geng gak shei (the thing i were on my head) she is starting to ask questions.

I am part of the Black Dragon clan the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas. The evil Red Lions are constantly searching for me as i am a threat to them. Once they catch me they will take my soul and change me into one of them AND I RATHER DIE BEFORE BECOMING A RED LION.

My question is how would i keep my gf off my trail. She must not find out i am a Ninja or her life will be in danger. Please Help!!

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

I'm a freemason but no girls around my age know what that is so I guess I'm safe...

 

[tactic]

I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.

 

[Black_Italian]

Originally posted by tactic
I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.

or it could be that im bored

I am on midnight watch for the Red Ninjas havent slept for 49 hours straight. There are faries everywere

 

[spider_007]

diablo is gona go nuts when he sees all your posts.

 

[Black_Italian]

lol ah enough with this sh*t im going to bed lol.

Just a recap My gf didnt catch me scratching my nose her toothbrush didnt fall in the toilet and she is nowere near finding out my true identity.

Cyas

Will He lol ah well i guess he will see the humour in it..If he ahs a sence of humour

 

[Black_Italian]

The Shezzler I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL!!

 

[muttley]

Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
I'm a freemason but no girls around my age know what that is so I guess I'm safe...

Really? how did you become one?

 

[ReT]

Just carry a smoke bomb with you, incase you get in trouble lol

 

[HalfAddict]

Noone seems to care that Im a pirate :crackup:

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

Really? how did you become one?

I was recruited by a politician I worked for, he sponsored my membership.

 

[NSUballer]

What a retard

 

[TACH]

Is it safe for you to be posting all over the internet about how you're a member of the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas?

I would think that they'd have a serious problem with that, and when their 'net Ninjas find these posts I'm sure you will be terminated.

Keep an eye on those bushes, Red Lions are everywhere!