she touched my d1ck

killbill

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The thing is she wasn't a manager at the time so I said want to go to dinner with me tonight she said no so I said alright in my head I was thinking next and its her loss. so months pass and anyways I give her no attention cause now shes a manager and I dont want to mess up my job cause of her so I forgot about her and move on. But about three days ago I had to go in this storage room with her and she puts her hand on top of where my d1ck was. I said whats are you doing and she just tells me to be quiet. she's touching me for like a minute. after that I get back to my job thinking wtf. Later she gives me her number and I leave cause its time for me to leave. The next day at work she keeps touching my ass and says when are you going to call me? and I just say real soon but im thinking that I dont know if I should especially if your my manager.

so my question is what should I do? should I call her up or just not waste my time with her since she's a manager?
 

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
I say bang her in the stinkhole till she cries.

AHAH i was thinking the same ****!
 

Boner da Stoner

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She is using cavewoman tactics in a modern situation... what would a modernized alpha caveman do in the same situation?

THink he would get scared and start thinking... pretend pook was talking to you!

If not... read the ****ing bible fast my man, or you just lost a golden opportunity that could mean big bucks, grand *****, connections galore and many more open doors.

Don't **** this up... "**** her in the poop shoot, straight thru da panties" yeah that's really smart... than she files a complaint of abuse and acts all weird around you at work and gives you no bonuses and starts treating you like crap all the way.

Why not play a swinger, stay friends... with benefits
 

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Call her now, meet at her place, and fvck the sh1t out of her. At this point, ignore the rules on this site. She's looking to fvck, not for a date.
 

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joekerr31

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you just lost your opportunity to make 10 grand!

you were sexually harassed. you could have pulled at least 10K out of that situation.

but now you're f*cked cuz you're telling her that you will call her soon and that you like what shes doing.

10k would have been a new car for you.

i would have charged her with sexual harassment just because i think its funny when women get a taste of their own medicine.

but oh well, the time has past. what you should do now is go bang her, then afterwards start crying and sobbering "That was rape."

she'll be like "What the f*ck are you talking about?"

then youc an say "If I didn't f*ck you i would have lost my job"

She thinks shes the one with balls, but keep laying it on and watch her break down. if she doesn't break down then just leave. she'll be calling you non stop to see if you've called a lawyer yet.

once you've totally cracked her, just laugh and say "sorry babe, i was just fooling around."

J:crackup: :crackup:
 

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when she grabbed you, she most likely wanted to make out right there. I've found that to be the thing women tend to do when they're horny, I'm not sure how you haven't noticed that yet actually. But it doesn't really matter, she still wants it. If you want it take it. Just no there's the risk of either improving your job or it going straight to hell. It just depends on how bad you want it and if you think it's worth it.
 

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Originally posted by kev me723
when she grabbed you, she most likely wanted to make out right there. I've found that to be the thing women tend to do when they're horny, I'm not sure how you haven't noticed that yet actually. But it doesn't really matter, she still wants it. If you want it take it. Just no there's the risk of either improving your job or it going straight to hell. It just depends on how bad you want it and if you think it's worth it.
sounds like good advice to me
 

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i would file sexual harassment and then take her position....hell yeah


sike---**** that broad and then put it on th internet
 

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now if she was some fatty fat fat.....who was touching your #1 fan then i would have spat in her face and filed harrassment on the spot........

but anyother situation dude you better f*ck your manager...that sounds like some kinky sh*t

hahahahaha

"who's the boss now b1tch!!!":crackup:
haahahahhaa

"oh you are!!! you are!!"

yeah but on a serious not if she's not a pudgy or ugly nasty whoe and 3 of your friends would do her then your good to go...
 

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Just do it eh!

If you don't hump her she could get pissed that you weren't receptive and make work a living hell. If you do hump her it could get bad after the relationship ends and she could make work a living hell. Therefore I'd ere on the side of ***** and just go ahead and bang her cause either way your getting fired! might as well get some!:D
 

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It doesn't sound like sexuay harrassment to me.

He asked her out once and she turned him down and now she's coming on to him. She would need to be more explicit about the consequences for his job of not f*cking her. But so far she's just coming on strong and unless he tells her in no uncertain terms that she should back off, she's not really doing anything "wrong" IMO.

Cesare Cardinali
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

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