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She Spilt Champagne on me.

felony

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OK was out tonight, had an awesome time picked up a few numbers, meet heaps of guys and girls plus grinded/made out with some hot ladies. I was on top of my game- everything was fine.

Some random girl while walking past me accidently spills her drink on my shirt. Partially. On the shoulder. It was only say 15ml. (sorry i couldn't think of a better way to describe it ! but it soaked my shoulder a bit.)

She says "Opps sorry" or something like that.
For some reason my game went to pieces and i said something like don't worry about it. I didn't get any EC, didn't try too or anything. Just nothing. I'm not sure she did it on purpose. I thought it was just whatever.

How would u guys take this situation and make it a positive in a suave manner? I didn't really feel like dissin her. But just saying yeah don't worry about it, seems rather weak!

THoughts,

f.
 

DankNuggs

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Have you ever spilt a drink on someone? Probably...i wouldn't put her through the ringer.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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Hahah whenever something like that happens to me I usually say "You got it backwards, it's me that's supposed to make you wet" :p

Or if I spill something on a girl I'll usually through out something like "Wet already, hu?" or "I see I make you easily wet ;)" :p

Depends abit on the girl though, some girls you can't say that too but most girls will laugh and get into a good fun mood.
 

b's nuts

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If I was up your ass you'd know
how about, "excuse me, you gonna lick that off?"

or

"BIATCH!" and say it like martin lawrence, only to tell her you have terrets, well at least you like acting like you have terrets.

or

just give her a nice ho' smack.
 

THA REALNESS

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I would have yelled the following:eek: :

YO WHAT THE FUKKKK!!! MAAAANNNN SH!T!!!!!>

punched the bar or some object other object HARD !!! Look at what ever guy was closest to her and give them the meanest gaze EVER then just stormed out of their and bumped right in to her as she apoligized and walked away.


That's not an act that's how i would REALLy handle it. Just get pissed ,curse ,insenuate physical harm on someone and bounce.
 

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I would hand her my handkerchief and said:

"could you do me please?" :)

BTW: A female friend of mine does this as a come-on.
 

italostud

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I would have smashed that fycking bottle over her head. Then, when she's lying motionless(maybe some twitching, who knows) on the ground, you dance the Macarena on her.
 

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Hahah whenever something like that happens to me I usually say "You got it backwards, it's me that's supposed to make you wet" :p
ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is GOLD!!!
 
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