She says: You think i am fat?

The Duke

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My girl has been saying she is going to start working out for the past few months. Today before I left for the gym I asked her if she wanted to go. Lol I got a strong No. So I asked her if she was allergic to gyms? Yeah that went over like a lead balloon.
 

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My girl has been saying she is going to start working out for the past few months. Today before I left for the gym I asked her if she wanted to go. Lol I got a strong No. So I asked her if she was allergic to gyms? Yeah that went over like a lead balloon.
This warrants “the talk.”

“Listen honey, your weight gain is unacceptable. I find it disrespectful to me and our relationship. We are going to the gym tomorrow to find you a (female) personal trainer and then we will consult with a dietician.”

If she does not comply…

Dump her.
 

AureliusMaximus

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Honestly I don't care.
If she ask and she is fat/getting fat the answer from me would be:
"Yes".
Whatever, if she cannot handle it then don't ask me.
 

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Lol, this is a trap. “Honey, do these jeans make my a$$ look fat? No, your a$$ is fat, your jeans have nothing to do with it. Enough with the bread already”.

They already know the answer, honestly a stupid question to ask. This is where passive dread works. if you see a friend of her’s at the gym, mention it to her. “Oh I saw Sarah at the gym, she was at the spin glass…”. But don’t slip up and say, “oh I saw Sarah at the spin class, her a$$ is looking tight...”
 

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Tell her to get a BBL, problem solved and you boutta have fun too.
 

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