I go to a bar one night and I see this Bachlerette party. I'm thinking "Jackpot!" I see this one tall fairly pretty blond dancing by herself so I walk up and start dancing with her. After the song I introduce myself and she introduces herself. I can tell immediately that this girl is into me.
We talk quite a bit, I get her number, I can tell she is really really into me by the way she looks at me and the things she says. She also something like "you won't even call me will you".
3 days later I call, make a date, she's game. We go out, have a great time. At the end of the date she's already asking me what I'm doing tomorrow night. I don't fall for that one. But that lets me know that her interest level is super high. I call her on my own terms and make a date, again she agrees without any hesitation. She's passing the anti-dump machine with flying colors.
By the 3rd date she's already asking me if I'll come with her to the wedding, I hesitantly agree. I get dressed all GQ and go with her, at the reception I'm the life of the party. I dance with her, I dance with the bridesmaids, I dance with the bride. I feel like I'm in the movie wedding crashers.
Things go along and they're going great, I'm not in the friend zone I've been kinoing her the whole time, kissing touching the whole thing just no sex yet because she's real shy about that... We go on a few more dates (not too often just one here and there) I call her but not that often, not even once a day. I get invited to a very exclusive VIP ****tail party and ask her to go with me, she agrees without any hesitation. Again I get dressed up very GQ in my black sport coat, she gets dressed up too and we go out. We have an awesome time. The next morning I have to go walk in the Juvenile Diabetes walk and she comes with me.
I'm thinking damn this girl is total "girlfriend" material and it seems like she's thinking the same thing about me.
But then after about two months of dating the wheels come off. All of a sudden she's not as quick to return calls and she seems to be busier than she used to be when I ask her out. For a while I just wrote it off as maybe she really is busy because she's already proven to me that she's not a flake since she passed the tests with flying colors. But the weird thing was even though she was slower to return calls she would still return them. And when I asked her out she'd say something like "if it were any other night I could" or something like that.
Monday of this week I called and it went straight to voicemail. When she didn't call back by Tuesday I started thinking maybe she didn't get the message so I called again (probably a mistake). By Wednesday morning she still hadn't called so I said "next" and didn't even think twice.
But then I got an email from her saying sorry she hadn't called back but things have been really hectic, then she asks if I'll come to the state fair with her that night (last night). I replied that the fair would be fun but it would probably be raining, I also mentioned that I'm going out Thursday night (tonight) and asked her if she wanted to come along. She replied but all she said was "yeah it's raining so we're not going to the fair" so I went ahead and called her last night and she didn't answer and never called back.
I know the answer is to just never call her again, but it sucks you know?
I'm reminded of the line by Jerry Stiller in that Heartbreak Kid movie: "*****es be crazy, you know that" LOL
We talk quite a bit, I get her number, I can tell she is really really into me by the way she looks at me and the things she says. She also something like "you won't even call me will you".
3 days later I call, make a date, she's game. We go out, have a great time. At the end of the date she's already asking me what I'm doing tomorrow night. I don't fall for that one. But that lets me know that her interest level is super high. I call her on my own terms and make a date, again she agrees without any hesitation. She's passing the anti-dump machine with flying colors.
By the 3rd date she's already asking me if I'll come with her to the wedding, I hesitantly agree. I get dressed all GQ and go with her, at the reception I'm the life of the party. I dance with her, I dance with the bridesmaids, I dance with the bride. I feel like I'm in the movie wedding crashers.
Things go along and they're going great, I'm not in the friend zone I've been kinoing her the whole time, kissing touching the whole thing just no sex yet because she's real shy about that... We go on a few more dates (not too often just one here and there) I call her but not that often, not even once a day. I get invited to a very exclusive VIP ****tail party and ask her to go with me, she agrees without any hesitation. Again I get dressed up very GQ in my black sport coat, she gets dressed up too and we go out. We have an awesome time. The next morning I have to go walk in the Juvenile Diabetes walk and she comes with me.
I'm thinking damn this girl is total "girlfriend" material and it seems like she's thinking the same thing about me.
But then after about two months of dating the wheels come off. All of a sudden she's not as quick to return calls and she seems to be busier than she used to be when I ask her out. For a while I just wrote it off as maybe she really is busy because she's already proven to me that she's not a flake since she passed the tests with flying colors. But the weird thing was even though she was slower to return calls she would still return them. And when I asked her out she'd say something like "if it were any other night I could" or something like that.
Monday of this week I called and it went straight to voicemail. When she didn't call back by Tuesday I started thinking maybe she didn't get the message so I called again (probably a mistake). By Wednesday morning she still hadn't called so I said "next" and didn't even think twice.
But then I got an email from her saying sorry she hadn't called back but things have been really hectic, then she asks if I'll come to the state fair with her that night (last night). I replied that the fair would be fun but it would probably be raining, I also mentioned that I'm going out Thursday night (tonight) and asked her if she wanted to come along. She replied but all she said was "yeah it's raining so we're not going to the fair" so I went ahead and called her last night and she didn't answer and never called back.
I know the answer is to just never call her again, but it sucks you know?
I'm reminded of the line by Jerry Stiller in that Heartbreak Kid movie: "*****es be crazy, you know that" LOL
