She just threw her starbucks coffee on my windshield

[thedarkpassenger]

I was meeting with my ex for coffee and she was *****ing and lecturing me about how i need to be more open about my feelings. I was a little stressed from work so I didn't have the energy, and I just left. Next thing you know, her double white choclate mocha splatters all over my windshield

 

[Bloke]

lol.

It's actually a compliment if you think about why she did it.

 

[moneyisking]

Bloke is right. Well played sir. I guarantee you this will make her want you more than if you just sat there like a good boy and listened to her bull sh!t

 

[Blank]

lmao nice man

obviously you were doing something right. girls don't go crazy like that over a boring, needy beta male.

 

[f283000]

To OP

Whatever you did to get that reaction out of her KEEP ON DOING IT! :woo:

 

[Dante420]

Could you imagine the swagger projected when he slowly turns on his windshield whipers?

 

[DJDamage]

Why the hell are you meeting your ex for coffee in the first place!?

That is the one part you needed to elaborate on.

 

[dicod3r]

Could you imagine the swagger projected when he slowly turns on his windshield whipers?

Played this out in my head to the music.... "no one on the corner got a swagger like us"


I wish I could re-live that moment in his shoes.... **nutting**

 

[jophil28]

Why the hell are you meeting your ex for coffee in the first place!?

That is the one part you needed to elaborate on.

That is exactly the point.
What were you doing sharing your time with someone who is fired ?

 

[Cinamon]

What a drama queen. Is she a bit of a diva?