She caught me beating off on her forehead while she was sleeping?

B Clipz

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Title says it all.my second cousin was over and she is hot.I decided to do the business on her forehead while she was taking a nap.when she woke up she freaked out and stormed out.from what I can tell she didn't tell her parents.will she?I'm scared..am I AFC?
















jk.thought you guys could use a laugh
 

LMFAO

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In some cultures it's normal to **** the cousin.
 

BrownBear

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Maybe she was mad cause she thought you'd rather jerk off than fvck her
 

plate's_empty

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Don't get defensive, turn it back on her. Tell her "it weirded me out that you freaked out."
 

VladPatton

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Pfft, I used to bust nuts on my girl cousin's forehead all the time when we were teens. Remarkably, after 3 kids she has a spectacularly young looking face. Either way, go NC, and spin more plates.


Hardy har-har.
 

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Quite awesome, sir. But, knowing the ****ed up nature of people, and all the crazy **** they do - I was expecting this to be real. It wasn't suprising to see the title at all.
 

Cremasta

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Next time just do it on the pillow next to her face.
She'll probably wake up and think she just drooled in her sleep, and you'll be in the clear! :up:
 

Peaks&Valleys

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Danger said:
NEXT her. Her interest level isn't high enough.
yeah that's hilarious. LMAO

I'm trying to think of one but you guys took all the best material. I'll be back, nice post OP LOL.
 

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Not the whole story. You were aiming at her mouth.
 

Who Dares Win

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Well done you managed to get friendzoned even from your cousins..

Your next quest should be to call your mother at work for some random chatting untill she will no longer pick up the phone or answer texts...she will tell you that she only see you as a friend and will find an
other son at high school prom.
 

El Suave

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LJBF her and watch her go crazy trying to win you back. Then offer FWB for 3 months and if she shows high interest in you, only then she can get back the cousin status.
 

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The OP was so good until the last line
 
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