she asks 'what do you do?' but I am unemployed

[edger]

In general, if a woman ever asks you what you do, tell her, but make sure you counteract and ask her the same question. When you ask the question, subtly communicate to her that women should have some kind of career too.

 

[bigjohnson]

"I'm a condom model"

"I'm a vagina tester, stress testing is my specialty"


She's a married chick wanting to screw around, eff her for asking that.

 

[Jitterbug]

1. Lie about what you do. You're screwing around with a married chick FFS.

2. Stop texting. You're leaving traces for her husband to find out and shoot your arse.

 

[WaterTiger]

Tell her you're a Private Detective. Husbands hire you to follow their wives around to see if they are cheating!

 

[Alle_Gory]

Tell her you're a Private Detective. Husbands hire you to follow their wives around to see if they are cheating!

Sell your services to her husband. You've already solved this case.

 

[AAAgent]

she just asked u at work, nothing specific. don't be an idiot and tell her you're unemployed. Just tell her you running some errands or some sh1t and you're almost done. errands could mean nothing to anything.