she asked How many have you slept with...

[BrAnDo]

I started talkin to an ole friend today and somehow the queston "how many girls have you slept with?" came up...I didnt really know what to say. Is this one of those questons you should NEVER answer no matter what the number is,( my count is 1btw )... should I use it to my advantage and tell her its just one girl... or just never really give her an answer? i dont think making a large number up would help. any sugestons would be great.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by BrAnDo
I started talkin to an ole friend today and somehow the queston "how many girls have you slept with?" came up...I didnt really know what to say. Is this one of those questons you should NEVER answer no matter what the number is,( my count is 1btw )... should I use it to my advantage and tell her its just one girl... or just never really give her an answer? i dont think making a large number up would help. any sugestons would be great.

No, don't directly and honestly tell her. say it like this....

I havn't tested any of these except for one of these which I have said and was successful. The rest I am just thinking up as possible responses.

Her: How many girls have you slept with?
You: Why, do you want to help me keep count?

or

Her: How many girls have you slept with?
You: Ohh, and why would you like to know?

or

Her: How many girls have you slept with?
You: That's a difficult one. Maybe I should start categorizing them by hair or eye color or something for now on.

or

Her: How many girls have you slept with?
You: Beats me, they were the ones keeping count ...

 

[The TallOne]

Avoid....Avoid...Avoid... at all costs.

Its none of her business what your past sexual life is.

Side step it at all costs, make sure you throw in a bit of humor though.. but never give her a straight answer on that subject.

 

[Mercenary]

The Archive and Bible answer most of these types of questions

 

[cactus3178]

Way overshoot your real number and then play the C&F card. Don't give her the real number (if it's high)....some chicks really trip on that sort of thing if it turns into anything more than a ONS.

EDIT: Sorry, I didn't read carefully. Yeah, just sidestep it and don't make a big deal out of it.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Say this with a very serious face "Don't tell me that you are one of those shallow girls that think guys keep track of that type of thing, I wouldn't have thought that about you. Well, I guess some girls still think that's important."

That'll give her something to think about.

 

[Phrozen]

"More then one and less then Wilt Chamberlain."

 

[Recluce]

"you mean like...intercourse??? oh no...im a virgin. exchange of fluids?! heavens...you weren't thinking of that were you?!"

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by BrAnDo
I started talkin to an ole friend today and somehow the queston "how many girls have you slept with?" came up...I didnt really know what to say. Is this one of those questons you should NEVER answer no matter what the number is,( my count is 1btw )... should I use it to my advantage and tell her its just one girl... or just never really give her an answer? i dont think making a large number up would help. any sugestons would be great.

Unless she wants to fcuk you and is concerned about your cleanliness, she has no business asking this question.

If she's an old friend it's not exactly "faux pas", but you are under no circumstances obliged to answer. It's like if she asked you how much you make in a year.

 

[00Kevin]

just avoid the question and tell her that you are virgin. I tell girls that I'm a virgin all the time. They laugh and of course don't belive me.

no.. really.. I'm a virgin. I need a girl to be kind to me and provide sexual instruction.

 

[Soma]

Several good replies here.

I have this friend who is fat and balding. But he's a very interesting guy. Very intelligent and witty and loves photography. Photography is his passion. At one point we was working side by side with a protege of Ansel Adams. He's often an assh0le but has his moments where he shows he cares. He has women on him day and night. When I first met him I asked how many women he had fvcked. He looked me in the eye and replied, "Ya know, it's not important to me. And I don't like the type of person who would be fixated on the number of people they've slept with."

 

[felony]

FFS. this thread has been done before many times. do a search!

Her How many woman have you slept with?
YOU How many stars in the sky?
or More than you!
or Why? Do you want to help me keep count?

etc, just never answer the question directly. None of her business.

 

[IrReSiStIbLe]

HER: How many girls have you slept with?

YOU: Dunno, you have a calculator?
---
Did it once and it worked like magic

 

[jwchop]

Response

Just say:

I've slept with enough women to know how to satisfy any woman I'm with.

 

[gav]

best one i've heard is

"do midgets count as halves"

 

[backbreaker]

tell them.

I mean, why not?

If they are not secure in themselves where they can handle it, you don't need them anyway.

I got asked this the other day (while I was having sex mind you) and i told her... but then I told that once I find that right person I wouldn't think about sleeping around... the only way you can find that person is to look right?

 

[icecreaman]

You are only 19, LIE YOUR ASS OFF!!! The answer you give might make or break your chances of f-ing her. I usually just say the number is under 5.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

irresistible was almost the only one with a good answer here...


****it just say

"I don't know" or "I don't know, I don't count". works for me everytime.

If the girl starts naming numbers like "I bet you have slept with like 40 girls" or "I bet you pickup a new girl every weekend" then just play it off "40? Try 400 baby!" "Only one? I do atleast 10 a night!"

You mostly (or atleast I) get those kind of ****tests in bed or while being in a sexual situation so that's a nice way to play it off.

 

[Kourt]

is it ever appropriate to ask her how many guys she's slept with?

 

[Player_Supreme]

lie