Epic post. Anyway, go out with them, depends on how many you have asking you out. Pick only the top plates.Telos said:Man. Oh man. I've only ever seen this once before.
I want you to read this message carefully and hastily as they could be watching you, and your life very well may be in danger.
You have encountered what is considered to be the most debilitating, treacherous, and deadly sh*t test that a female operative could ever possibly invoke. The only time I've ever personally encountered something as deadly as this was while I was undercover in Tel Aviv. For your sake, I cannot stress how important it is that you pass this with flying colors. To all of the others reading this transmission, be very glad you are not treading such deadly waters as this forsaken chap here.
I must be brief as this line is not safe. By even communicating to you I am compromising my own safety and possibly the safety of countless other operatives. The most important advice I can give you is to stay in control and remain collected. Stay ever vigilant. Trust absolutely nobody. At the first sign of peril, I suggest you dive out the nearest window and take cover immediately; for your life may be in danger.
If you need more information, a dark-haired middle European woman wearing a black armband will meet you at the bus stop nearest your current location. She will respond ONLY to the code word "I am an a hopeless AFC."
Remember: Never look back. They are watching your every move.
This message will self destruct in 20 seconds.
Alright, I thought it was just me wondering this. I guess the next question would be whether or not he should... eh.... why bother....n00bPimp said:WHAT?
Is my brain fooling me or is this really your question?
Telos said:Man. Oh man. I've only ever seen this once before.
I want you to read this message carefully and hastily as they could be watching you. Your life may be in danger.
You have encountered what is considered to be the most debilitating, treacherous, and deadly sh*t test that a female operative could ever possibly invoke. The only time I've ever personally encountered something as deadly as this was while I was undercover in Tel Aviv as a right hand servant to a Brazilian drug lord. For your sake, I cannot stress how important it is that you pass this with flying colors. To all of the others reading this transmission, be very glad you are not treading such deadly waters as this forsaken chap here.
I must be brief as this line is not safe. By even communicating to you I am compromising my own safety and possibly the safety of countless other operatives. The most important advice you can take from this is to remain in control and collected. Stay ever vigilant. Trust absolutely nobody. At the first sign of peril, I suggest you dive out the nearest window and take cover immediately; for your life may be in jeopardy.
If you need more information, a dark-haired middle European woman wearing a black armband will meet you at the bus stop nearest your current location. She will respond ONLY to the code phrase "I am a hopeless AFC."
Remember: Never look back. They are watching your every move.
This message will self destruct in 20 seconds.
Look. SoSuave isn't here to take you by the hand through the roller-coaster that is/will be your love life. It's here to give you tips, hints, help you unplug, but it wont hold your hand. You've got to bloody well do things for yourself. Use your own head. Common sense. Your gut feeling. Just feckin' go out with her!Eugene123 said:Hey guys, recently have had some girls ask me out... Is this some kinda test or something? Should I go with it? Or not?
Thanks
-Eugene
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Smack said:Look. SoSuave isn't here to take you by the hand through the roller-coaster that is/will be your love life. It's here to give you tips, hints, help you unplug, but it wont hold your hand. You've got to bloody well do things for yourself. Use your own head. Common sense. Your gut feeling. Just feckin' go out with her!