Aloha b!tches!!!
I've always had trouble with kino until just yesterday night when everything got cleared up - in a chapel, no less!
Why had it always been hard for me to kino a girl I liked??? Well, while K* was lying on top of me - I took the couch he claimed - I had a flash-back of every single "kino crap-up" I ever was guilty off - I'm this many years old, too. That's a lot of "kino crap-ups." And during that movie in my mind everything became as clear as crystal - or crystal clear, as I like to say.
Now, I can hear you shouting out, "WHAT'S THE GODD@M KEY!?!!???! IF I KNOW, I WILL GET LAID FOR SURE!!!" And you know what? If that's the reason for reading this, FÜCK OFF or change your reasons for being here!!!
On to my golden key's LOCK...
Everything was SO obvious, what was the one difference between my friends and a girl I genuinely liked??? The only difference is that I actually felt something for those girls versus just liking my friends.
And because every lock has a special key to open it, and only it....
My golden lock is opened by being (TRUE TO) yourself. Now, I know you're saying one of two things, "I'm a stupid dork, being myself won't get women!" -OR- "No sh!t, I already carry the same interests everywhere." Let's be honest, if you're reading this you don't fully understand what it means to be yourself...
What I mean by being true to yourself is this, I am naturally goofy and never serious doing anything with my friends, and I took girls I liked seriously. What makes a girl you like any different than a girl-friend, or a friend for that matter???
"Yes, you, in the front row?"
"The only difference is that you put her on a pedistal or have oneitis, obviously!"
"No, foolish male, have the great forefathers of this place taught you nothing??? There's nothing that truly makes a girl you like any different than any friends, unless you count the fact that you like her! So, why should she be treated differently? Yes, you with the Zoro get-up?"
"You don't treat a female you fancy any different than any person you are friends with, that is muy loco! Everyone is just people! How you feel about one doesn't change that simple fact!"
It's so EASY, be yourself, that means you treat your love interests like a friend, nothing more, nothing less - unless they castrate you, but that's a different story.
Peace much?
p.s if this is unclear tell me where, I wrote this at several different times, and I'd be happy to edit it and make everything flow so you and your dog could understand it!
I've always had trouble with kino until just yesterday night when everything got cleared up - in a chapel, no less!
Why had it always been hard for me to kino a girl I liked??? Well, while K* was lying on top of me - I took the couch he claimed - I had a flash-back of every single "kino crap-up" I ever was guilty off - I'm this many years old, too. That's a lot of "kino crap-ups." And during that movie in my mind everything became as clear as crystal - or crystal clear, as I like to say.
Now, I can hear you shouting out, "WHAT'S THE GODD@M KEY!?!!???! IF I KNOW, I WILL GET LAID FOR SURE!!!" And you know what? If that's the reason for reading this, FÜCK OFF or change your reasons for being here!!!
On to my golden key's LOCK...
Everything was SO obvious, what was the one difference between my friends and a girl I genuinely liked??? The only difference is that I actually felt something for those girls versus just liking my friends.
And because every lock has a special key to open it, and only it....
My golden lock is opened by being (TRUE TO) yourself. Now, I know you're saying one of two things, "I'm a stupid dork, being myself won't get women!" -OR- "No sh!t, I already carry the same interests everywhere." Let's be honest, if you're reading this you don't fully understand what it means to be yourself...
What I mean by being true to yourself is this, I am naturally goofy and never serious doing anything with my friends, and I took girls I liked seriously. What makes a girl you like any different than a girl-friend, or a friend for that matter???
"Yes, you, in the front row?"
"The only difference is that you put her on a pedistal or have oneitis, obviously!"
"No, foolish male, have the great forefathers of this place taught you nothing??? There's nothing that truly makes a girl you like any different than any friends, unless you count the fact that you like her! So, why should she be treated differently? Yes, you with the Zoro get-up?"
"You don't treat a female you fancy any different than any person you are friends with, that is muy loco! Everyone is just people! How you feel about one doesn't change that simple fact!"
It's so EASY, be yourself, that means you treat your love interests like a friend, nothing more, nothing less - unless they castrate you, but that's a different story.
Peace much?
p.s if this is unclear tell me where, I wrote this at several different times, and I'd be happy to edit it and make everything flow so you and your dog could understand it!
