Sh*t test or just plain weird ?

Bingo-Player

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trying to arrange a meet with a chick I've been texting and she comes out with this......

me: so how about sunday you come down to meet me and we' will go too..... (well known cafe) for a real good cup of coffee ?

her: well i would but i had a dream last night that we met and you were a dwarf !!!! xx

I'm just shy of 6ft lmao :eek: :rolleyes:

either I'm not getting this chicks sense of humour or thats the strangest blow off i have ever heard in my life

im not entirely sure wether to compliment her on her imagination or too just delete her number lmao

also if anyones got any ideas on how to have some fun and mess with this chick please shoot
 

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"I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination ;)"

"Funny, I had a dream you were Snow White"
 

BetterCallSaul

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LOL. Seriously though, force her to make a decision. Such as:

"Haha....so, are you coming or not?"

If she says no, ignore her and move on. Let her hampster start spinning.
 

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I'm pretty confident she had already made her decision by sending such a ridiculous response to a serious question

from here on in its just showing her the potential she missed ;)
 

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Her: Well i would but i had a dream last night that we met and you were a dwarf !!!!
You: Understandable. It's online dating, so I half-expect you to be Jabba the Hutt myself...but you have to take your chances (and have a solid escape plan!)
 

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You always have to be in that light, joking mindset when attracting a girl in the initial stages. Humor and wit are your best friends. Get dirty at will. Never be serious.

Her: Well i would but i had a dream last night that we met and you were a dwarf !!!!

You: Really? Were my huge dıck and nuts dragging on the floor???
 
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