Well, you dont have to have sex with a prostitute/escort to feel connected or get off on her. I'd put one between her breasts or something else, that way, you cant contract STD's.
I'm thinking of kissing an escort/hooker on her lips since I've never kissed a girl before, and fondling one, since I've never done that before either, but am worried about kissing disease. Probably will have to spray disinfectant on my lips, give her a quick lip kiss, put disinfectant back on, and pay her the money and get out of there, and say, hay, I'm a man now, I kissed a woman.
No, but seriously, you can do lots of outercourse stuff, like sniff her like a dog, *** streak her while she is in doggie-style position, spank her for being a bad girl, put your nose in her *****, play with her ****, I mean you cant get diseases like that, can you? Oh yeah, you can also talk to her, and talk about politics or something, whatever.