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volkme68

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Last night I was at a bar with some friends, enjoying the study day before finals. I was taking it easy, just water for me. I was also wearing a faded/wrinkled Tshirt and some raggedy plaid pants, as I haven't done laundry in a couple days. While I was playing darts, my friend steve sees some girls he knew from freshman year and talks to them (they all have BFs except one). My other friends are standing at the end of their booth. Steve was the only one who had the balls to sit down. well I finish my game and tell two of the girls to scoot over and sit. I didn't know any of the 4 girls there. All wer at least 8s.

After I sit, i give my routine about current social convention being poeple introduce themselves. With in no time I am setting steve up with one of the girls and have become the life of the group. This is where it gets good.

One of the girls, the cutest one and the one I have designated my target, is working on her doctorate or PhD or whatever clinical psychologists get to get the letters behind their name. She tells me she wants to be a sex therapist/relationship and attraction expert. I start laughing and ask her the difference between attraction in women and men, and say this should be interesting.

She goes on to tell me that men and women have the same basic mechanisms for attraction, and it is 85% physical.
***Now I would be generous to say I am a 7.5 guy, but I have no problem picking up 7,8 0r 9s, and have even scored the occasional 10.***
This chick is setting herself up. She keeps going on about how girls are attracted to nice guys blah blah blah.

I give her one of those 'your kidding me' looks and she says, ok hot shot, whats your theory. I told her attraction isn't a choice, guys initially go for looks, and women go for the guy that keys their survival instinct. He may be big and muscular, though this is the least effective. Generally, it is the guy with dynamic personality and social skills that wins the girl, and looks are a minute factor for a woman. ramble some other garbage. then I say "for instance, you and I are hooking up tonight." She is a 9-10, smart, and a perfect rack. We will call her Tammy.She starts laughing and says ok. I ignore her comment and pretend to game her like nothing happend and we continue to talk about body language and attraction.

She persists with her typical view of attraction. "Finally I say, pick two girls, any ones-but they must be hot. I will try to pick one up your way, the other my way, we will see who wins. You can even come with me." She hooks and says ok. Perfect oppurtunity to demonstrate Mystery's pre selection theroy, and she doesn't even realize. and there is no way I can lose, since it is me who controls the outcome.

First girl is an 8. I make small talk and then act a little AFCish and try to by her a drink and compliment her. I fail as expected.

next girl is a 9.5 Asian. With a BF. She was trying to sabotage me. Putty in my hand. Tammy is my unsuspecting pivot and I make out with the asain a little then get a number, email, address and had to promise to call her in a day or two.

Meanwhile, Tammy is getting jealous and a little bit of a neg that some undergrad just proved her wrong. She has also just seen a huge DHV, and she has just DLVd. The rest was cake.

This morning, after she had showered with me, she decided she is going to interview me and a couple of my wings for her dissertation, which she is rewriting and basing off of the misconception of attraction. And I am meeting the asain for sushi on thursday
 

The_Game

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Sweet, love the bit where you smash her theory.

She showered with you? so you got her home and had fun?
 

L777

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Well I expect to get flamed but I don't believe this story. Unconvincing.
 
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