ready123
Master Don Juan
for entertainment only, some of this sht will land you in jail
Bucking Bronco - where you're doing a girl doggy grabbing her boobs, then you say some other girl's name. she gets mad and tries to get you off her and you try to stay on like you're riding a bronco
Strawberry shortcake - where you cvm inside a girl when she's on her period
Dirty Pelican - where you're doing a girl on the beach, then you take your dck out, rub it in the sand, and stick it back in
White Dragon - where you cvm in your girl's mouth, then you tickle her and the cvm shoots out of her mouth and nose making her look like a dragon
Angry Pirate - where you cvm in the girl's eye, kick her in the shin, then she hops around on one leg going YARGHHH!
Eiffel Tower - where you're having a 3 way with your buddy. one of you is doing the girl from behind, she's blowing the other guy. then you and your buddy hi-five each other. now you three look like the eiffel tower
Tony Danza - where you're doing the girl from behind and you yell at her "Who's the Boss, btch?!"
Birmingham Booty-Call - where you're doing a girl doggy, you take her cel phone and stick it up her ass, and then you give her a call
Abe Lincoln - where you cvm on her face after she's asleep, cut her pubes and make a beard out of it and stick it on her face, then put a hat on her
Angry Penguin - where the girl is giving you a bj and when you're close to nutting, she stops for no reason and walks away. You're like WTF and waddle after her with your pants around your ankles like an angry penguin
Bucking Bronco - where you're doing a girl doggy grabbing her boobs, then you say some other girl's name. she gets mad and tries to get you off her and you try to stay on like you're riding a bronco
Strawberry shortcake - where you cvm inside a girl when she's on her period
Dirty Pelican - where you're doing a girl on the beach, then you take your dck out, rub it in the sand, and stick it back in
White Dragon - where you cvm in your girl's mouth, then you tickle her and the cvm shoots out of her mouth and nose making her look like a dragon
Angry Pirate - where you cvm in the girl's eye, kick her in the shin, then she hops around on one leg going YARGHHH!
Eiffel Tower - where you're having a 3 way with your buddy. one of you is doing the girl from behind, she's blowing the other guy. then you and your buddy hi-five each other. now you three look like the eiffel tower
Tony Danza - where you're doing the girl from behind and you yell at her "Who's the Boss, btch?!"
Birmingham Booty-Call - where you're doing a girl doggy, you take her cel phone and stick it up her ass, and then you give her a call
Abe Lincoln - where you cvm on her face after she's asleep, cut her pubes and make a beard out of it and stick it on her face, then put a hat on her
Angry Penguin - where the girl is giving you a bj and when you're close to nutting, she stops for no reason and walks away. You're like WTF and waddle after her with your pants around your ankles like an angry penguin