Sex question

cuzza

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Hey...
Bit of a weird question, but wondering all the same.

What's like the standard etiquette on cumming? Say, both when wearing a condom and when not.

Like, you don't just whip it out and *** on her foot or something.

Not sure if I'm making my question clear, but w/e... we'll see, lol.
 

Drewskie

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Honestly man, it's not that difficult. Either way, when you feel like you're going to nut, tell her, in way you find suitible. Just say something along the lines of, where do you want to me come, or can I come on your........ If you wearing a jimmy hat, it feels better to keep it in her when you're cumming, but you should still let her know.
 

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Please don't ask her where she wants you to cvm.

Believe it or not, women watch porno too (at least sexually active women) and probably brag to their girlfriends about how they got shot in the eye and couldn't see straight for days.

First of all, PLEASE don't cvm in her.. I don't care if she's on birth control, you know the repercussions of this.

Now that that's cleared up, aim high and to the sky for maximum downward velocity right into the eye.

Once you get good at it, you'll be placing those mortars exactly where you want them.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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^^^ :crackup:


Well when I was just dating chicks or having casual sex, I'd usually tell them I was going to bust and then cvm on her boobs or stomach. NEVER would I go inside, condom or not. Every once in a while I'd get a chic who would take it in her mouth when I was ready....amazing.

Now, with a gf, I just pull out and go on her. Sometimes I just go in a towel so she doesn't have to shower every time. I almost always clean my tool after use, though.
 

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Why not inside her?

If you are using a condom or if she is taking the pill
 

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Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
 

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WaterTiger said:
Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
Exactly.

It feels great, but going inside just makes me uneasy. And I've had past girlfriends tell me they were "on" the pill when they hadn't taken it in a week!!
 

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WaterTiger said:
Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
Nice random statistic you made up.

"When used correctly, a male condom is about 98 per cent effective. This means that only about 2 in every 100 women would get pregnant in the course of a year."

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/condoms.htm

Just wear a condom and you are fine.
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

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San Jose California said:
nice I'm doing that
edit:

nevermind I'm doing that
That's pretty talented to do that and type at the same time. Most people on here can't spell right and there not even having sex at the same time.
 

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Sofomore said:
Nice random statistic you made up.

"When used correctly, a male condom is about 98 per cent effective. This means that only about 2 in every 100 women would get pregnant in the course of a year."

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/condoms.htm

Just wear a condom and you are fine.

Condoms have about a 16% failure rate, but 14% of that is alcohol related. In other words, if you use a condom correctly it is 98% effective.
 
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