Hi, I'm DJ Dork and I'm a professional football player who makes $3 million a year with a master's degree in business law. I give myself a rating of 9.2 out of 10 cause I am uber cute, I model for GAP, Banana Republic, and K-Mart. Getting numbers is so easy, I just walk up to them and ask.
Sex Question - A&F Model
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1~2hours?
Ok man, there's your problem! You're taking way too friggin long to get into the act.
Sure, foreplay is just as important as the actual sex, maybe even more, but when it's one to 2 hours long, it's gonna hurt your performance. Keeping a boner for that long without physical stimulation is a fairy tale at best. By the time your clothes are off and you're ready for the real thing, your ischiocavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles are tired(those are the muscles that hold up your penis), not to mention the spongy tissue in your penis is friggin fatigued for standing up so long...
Think about it: when you're standing up and you get tired, you sit if you have a chair. Your **** does the same thing.
Speed it up....half hour tops man.
Ok man, there's your problem! You're taking way too friggin long to get into the act.
Sure, foreplay is just as important as the actual sex, maybe even more, but when it's one to 2 hours long, it's gonna hurt your performance. Keeping a boner for that long without physical stimulation is a fairy tale at best. By the time your clothes are off and you're ready for the real thing, your ischiocavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles are tired(those are the muscles that hold up your penis), not to mention the spongy tissue in your penis is friggin fatigued for standing up so long...
Think about it: when you're standing up and you get tired, you sit if you have a chair. Your **** does the same thing.
Speed it up....half hour tops man.
lol.
Don't forget that professional models which, by your standards, are a 9.5 . Keep at it...you are almost there. Although there is always that naging opinion of what other people think, which knocks you down to reality at a 5.94/
uhh ok. wow
i get a feeling that no one has posted...actually has ANY idea...what the fvck they're talking about.
Ive had sex probably about 100 times, but only with 3 girls, and the majority of the time just with one girl. My record for length without coming is 5 hours(record not average time). She claimed to have come 24 different times during that episode. She also claimed that before me she had only come with oral. My back looked like i had been attacked by wolverine.
Sex is easy. Just like anything else, you gotta be confident about it. And no offense dude but i really laugh whenever anybody says theyre a "good kisser", theres nothing special about that. lol being a good kisser only implies you dont slobber and you dont try to shove your tongue down the girls throat all the time.
Magnificent!
Anyway, your mindset is totally fvcking retarded. Your treating this like its some kind of job interview...what kind of "DJ" are you? SHE is the one whos on the fvcking interview dude. I dont give a sh1t what kind of model she is, how rich she is, or any other bullsh1t. If you're worried about "performing", youre gonna be nervous and youre going to SUCK.
Be DOMINANT
Be AGGRESIVE
Understand women WANT and NEED to feel vulnerable and to feel COMPLETELY and TOTALLY under your control. Her mind is what youre really fvcking, her pvssy is just the way you get in.
And no more of that "her on top" bullsh1t thats a once in awhile thing. thats all im gonna say for now, but i might write a long post about it.
www.pimpology.org
thats where the post will be
i get a feeling that no one has posted...actually has ANY idea...what the fvck they're talking about.
Ive had sex probably about 100 times, but only with 3 girls, and the majority of the time just with one girl. My record for length without coming is 5 hours(record not average time). She claimed to have come 24 different times during that episode. She also claimed that before me she had only come with oral. My back looked like i had been attacked by wolverine.
Sex is easy. Just like anything else, you gotta be confident about it. And no offense dude but i really laugh whenever anybody says theyre a "good kisser", theres nothing special about that. lol being a good kisser only implies you dont slobber and you dont try to shove your tongue down the girls throat all the time.
Magnificent!
Anyway, your mindset is totally fvcking retarded. Your treating this like its some kind of job interview...what kind of "DJ" are you? SHE is the one whos on the fvcking interview dude. I dont give a sh1t what kind of model she is, how rich she is, or any other bullsh1t. If you're worried about "performing", youre gonna be nervous and youre going to SUCK.
Be DOMINANT
Be AGGRESIVE
Understand women WANT and NEED to feel vulnerable and to feel COMPLETELY and TOTALLY under your control. Her mind is what youre really fvcking, her pvssy is just the way you get in.
And no more of that "her on top" bullsh1t thats a once in awhile thing. thats all im gonna say for now, but i might write a long post about it.
www.pimpology.org
thats where the post will be
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Man, I never thought I'd see the day when Anthony would be asking for advice 
TonyTheTigerOI
Master Don Juan
Jester - I love you man! Thanks a lot. My mindset "sounds" off. But this is how I handle all situations - by thinking thru it logically. I do not PRESENT myself to my target in the way I have present myself here. I definatly understand what your saying - and I definatly needed some reinforcement, thanks.
Shazam - Im asking for advice about dating a millionaire model... give me a ****in break!!!
Shazam - Im asking for advice about dating a millionaire model... give me a ****in break
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