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It's a PITA. THe best so far are the memory foam matresses with the firm foam.
 

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Too much movement... if it slips out it'll take a try or two to get back in with all the 'waves.' Personally I can't go over 45 mins on one of those without getting dizzy... man overboard.
 

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sex while bungee jumping

How does it compare to sex while skydiving?
 

Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.

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sex in an elevator

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sex in a helicoptor

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sex with a goat

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sex on the weekend

How does it compare to sex during the week?
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

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bigjohnson said:
It's a PITA. THe best so far are the memory foam matresses with the firm foam.
Ironically enough I have a sleep number bed with a 1.5" thick memory foam topper. Sex on it is enough to shake the bed and bounce it against the walls but it beats the hell out of squeaky springs... it's more of a dull thud instead of a "squeakehhhahhheeeahh..."
 
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