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bigjohnson

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It's a PITA. THe best so far are the memory foam matresses with the firm foam.
 

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Too much movement... if it slips out it'll take a try or two to get back in with all the 'waves.' Personally I can't go over 45 mins on one of those without getting dizzy... man overboard.
 

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sex while bungee jumping

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Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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sex in an elevator

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sex in a helicoptor

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sex with a goat

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sex on the weekend

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Peace and Quiet

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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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bigjohnson said:
It's a PITA. THe best so far are the memory foam matresses with the firm foam.
Ironically enough I have a sleep number bed with a 1.5" thick memory foam topper. Sex on it is enough to shake the bed and bounce it against the walls but it beats the hell out of squeaky springs... it's more of a dull thud instead of a "squeakehhhahhheeeahh..."
 
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