Here is my rant.
I just need to get it off my chest, and everyone on my buddy list is away. So I'm opening the flood gates here. If you decided to criticize me, please do it in a helpful way. Not "read the bible".
I went out the other night for drinks at TGIF, met up with some people then went to another small bar. First time I've been there, it was cool. Only about 70 people, all college kids 21+. Anyways the girls we met up with in TGIF, we met at the new place and they had some friends.
One girl was totally in love with my personality. Hell she even told me "OMG I love your personality!!" So I told her just don't get any funny ideas with drive thru weddings soon. I was some C&F for the night, and she was laughing at everything I said.
Me and the guys ended up staying longer, the girls left cause they had early work. So before they leave she gives me her # I give her mine, and tells me to call her.
Fast forward to the other day. I was at the store where one of the girls works, and she comes up to me asking about the other night. "I saw how you were around Ashley the other night." I was like "well I couldn't help it, she's cool." I know girls conspire about this ****, so I didn't go into much detail with her at work. She then brought up that Ashley asked about me again. Wanted to know if I'm always like that. The answer I got from the girl at work was "don't worry Mike, I put in a good word."
So later on around 5pm that day I get a text from her. Its just the AIM kiss face. I figured what the hell and gave her a call. I told her I don't accept kisses over the phone, and she's like well "they don't have to be." I heard her listening to music. It was from Dirty Dancing, she went on how it was her favorite movie. She then goes off about how one way or another I'll have to see it with her. So we kinda BS'd for another 5 minutes. I had to go, as did she, and she said she'd give me a call later if it wasn't too late. End of phone convo.
No call. Then today she calls me sorry about not getting back to you. Turns out she has this INCREDIBLE story about her at the club that would make Jerry Springer jealous.
Some where along the line, her ex started making out with a girl. So she tells me she pulled some random guy aside and started making out with him. Then it turns out her random guy is some kid he hates so it made it better. So get this... The ex isn't paying attention, so she goes up to the girl he's kissing and says "you may kiss him good, but you probably can't suck his **** like I did." She realized she made a fool of her self yelling it in public, so she got her girls and she left. She dropped her friends off at his house with his buddies (around 3am), and the ex wanted her to go in after the whole scene, she said no and went to another friends house for the night and watched movies. Never went to sleep either... Ended up telling me she "felt like ****."
Who is she Walt ****ing Disney? That's the biggest story I've ever heard. So after all that I was like "well that's a nice story, you should get it published" she laughed and called me a jerk. I told her I had to go, and shes like I'll call you later tonight.
Here is my version of the story.
Her and her girls went to the club. She rant into her ex with his buddies. They chilled. They didn't make out with other people. There was some attraction still left in their tanks. She drove back to his place. She insisted she not go in... her girls, thanks to peer pressure got her in. She never called back because she was ****ing her ex. Get in at 3AM, **** for a few hours, certainly not the best time frame for sleep after. She stayed up, took her girls home, then drove her self home. She fells like **** cause she gave in to him. She feels bad inside so she creates this huge story thats so rediculous only a person who she's known briefly would "believe" it, not her friends.
Thanks to my "inside sources" (a close girlfriend of 12 years) I was almost right. The "friend" she went back with was the kid she made out with at the club to get her BF jealous. She spent the night @ his house.
She's already got hit by the NEXT truck. But why lie if you barely know me? I mean was she leading me on for a few days to boost an ego or something?
I just need to get it off my chest, and everyone on my buddy list is away. So I'm opening the flood gates here. If you decided to criticize me, please do it in a helpful way. Not "read the bible".
I went out the other night for drinks at TGIF, met up with some people then went to another small bar. First time I've been there, it was cool. Only about 70 people, all college kids 21+. Anyways the girls we met up with in TGIF, we met at the new place and they had some friends.
One girl was totally in love with my personality. Hell she even told me "OMG I love your personality!!" So I told her just don't get any funny ideas with drive thru weddings soon. I was some C&F for the night, and she was laughing at everything I said.
Me and the guys ended up staying longer, the girls left cause they had early work. So before they leave she gives me her # I give her mine, and tells me to call her.
Fast forward to the other day. I was at the store where one of the girls works, and she comes up to me asking about the other night. "I saw how you were around Ashley the other night." I was like "well I couldn't help it, she's cool." I know girls conspire about this ****, so I didn't go into much detail with her at work. She then brought up that Ashley asked about me again. Wanted to know if I'm always like that. The answer I got from the girl at work was "don't worry Mike, I put in a good word."
So later on around 5pm that day I get a text from her. Its just the AIM kiss face. I figured what the hell and gave her a call. I told her I don't accept kisses over the phone, and she's like well "they don't have to be." I heard her listening to music. It was from Dirty Dancing, she went on how it was her favorite movie. She then goes off about how one way or another I'll have to see it with her. So we kinda BS'd for another 5 minutes. I had to go, as did she, and she said she'd give me a call later if it wasn't too late. End of phone convo.
No call. Then today she calls me sorry about not getting back to you. Turns out she has this INCREDIBLE story about her at the club that would make Jerry Springer jealous.
Some where along the line, her ex started making out with a girl. So she tells me she pulled some random guy aside and started making out with him. Then it turns out her random guy is some kid he hates so it made it better. So get this... The ex isn't paying attention, so she goes up to the girl he's kissing and says "you may kiss him good, but you probably can't suck his **** like I did." She realized she made a fool of her self yelling it in public, so she got her girls and she left. She dropped her friends off at his house with his buddies (around 3am), and the ex wanted her to go in after the whole scene, she said no and went to another friends house for the night and watched movies. Never went to sleep either... Ended up telling me she "felt like ****."
Who is she Walt ****ing Disney? That's the biggest story I've ever heard. So after all that I was like "well that's a nice story, you should get it published" she laughed and called me a jerk. I told her I had to go, and shes like I'll call you later tonight.
Here is my version of the story.
Her and her girls went to the club. She rant into her ex with his buddies. They chilled. They didn't make out with other people. There was some attraction still left in their tanks. She drove back to his place. She insisted she not go in... her girls, thanks to peer pressure got her in. She never called back because she was ****ing her ex. Get in at 3AM, **** for a few hours, certainly not the best time frame for sleep after. She stayed up, took her girls home, then drove her self home. She fells like **** cause she gave in to him. She feels bad inside so she creates this huge story thats so rediculous only a person who she's known briefly would "believe" it, not her friends.
Thanks to my "inside sources" (a close girlfriend of 12 years) I was almost right. The "friend" she went back with was the kid she made out with at the club to get her BF jealous. She spent the night @ his house.
She's already got hit by the NEXT truck. But why lie if you barely know me? I mean was she leading me on for a few days to boost an ego or something?
