Seriously? WTF

[mtlwlu]

So I just got a text from my girlfriend (ex)

Hey _______ Ive been thinking and I dont think I can trust myself tonight, Im not a relationship type of girl. We need to be friends longer first and then go from there, I dont want to hurt you because I know what its like to be hurt.

so shes pretty much telling me since we're not spending new years together (school holiday break) that she cant trust herself at a bar in Toronto.

I have made a new years resolution right now, dont get into a relationship period. just **** em. In and out like a fastfood restaurant.

 

[Warrior74]

LOL. The I'm gonna fvck a random dood disclaimer. Just make sure you wrap it up with her in the future. She gave you fair warning.

 

[mtlwlu]

Seriously, she basically told me shes a hoe lol.

 

[jdon23]

I wouldn't even give her the satisfaction of a response.

You dodged a bullet though man. Don't fret, this is actually a good thing. You don't want to date someone like that.

 

[Metacomet]

lol I'm sorry but females can be ****ing stupid.

Guys don't do **** like this... I mean wtf.

She should have done whatever she wanted and THEN told you. Instead she wants to have guilt-free sex - by making you feel like **** before she bangs some guy.

You see what I'm saying?

'If I don't tell _______ before I **** around I will feel guilty < '

Instead of

'If I **** around I will feel guilty <'

God I love it. Reminds me of the other thread, "I ****ed a random stranger in the bathroom - I'm SUCH A VICTIM!"

Assbackwards.

 

[mtlwlu]

and she thinks we'll get back together, how the hell can I trust her, brutal. Oh well, luckily schools starting again soon, new numbers new contacts.

 

[shaunuk]

Heh, don't get back together with her, don't date her again. And consider yourself damn lucky you got shot of her before you invested any real emotion.

Get back out there mate and keep playing.

 

[everywomanshero]

Hmmm, I would just ignore those kind of comments. She might have been wanting some dramatic response from you that was going to be just like on TV and make her realize how in lvoe with you she is blahblah blah, relationships are overrated anyway. I tend to just ignore those appeals to the dramatic and go on business as usual. I would still hook up with her, I just wouldn't give any response to those kinds of statements.

 

[nismo-4]

You just discovered that she ain't worth it.

Back to the field you go!

 

[DonGorgon]

Seriously, she basically told me shes a hoe lol.

hoe = human female stop making it such a big deal... go get more just like her..

 

[CP3WOO]

She did that over a text?! Wow, that's pretty low and cold blooded. She didn't have the balls to even call you. I would've said, "You know ____, I was just about to call you and say, "I don't think I can trust you out in Toronto," you beat me to the punch. Well truth be told baby, I can't be trusted either. I saw this hot piece of @ss at the store the other day and thought "How cool would it be to stick my face between those tatas and motor boat her." ___, I kinda wish you would've told me sooner cause maybe I actually could've motor boated her. I mean, she was eye fvcking the sh!t out of me on the cereal isle. Well, ___ it's been nice knowing you. Peace be with you and have a blessed day"

Or something like that

 

[squirrels]

LOL...silly skirt.

Go get you some from someone else.

 

[Bluesteak]

Ho Ho Ho'in for the holidays!

 

[IBangedurGirl]

Yep, cut her off. Hope your not too attatched.

 

[cw92]

Ho Ho Ho'in for the holidays!

lmfao.

yeah i would next her

 

[S.Y.L]

Call her back and say the same thing