self help

[BxPrince24]

Ok, I definately have the ****y part down right and i'm still working on funny. For example, when i'm with my friends I do it all the time.

Me: I'm gonna be one rich bastard, richer than all of you!

Friends: Whatever, etc...

Me: Yea, watch, I'm gonna be the smartest rich bastard alive, I'm gonna be the only rich guy living like a poor man.

Friends: What? lol

Me: Yea, I don't need these 100 dollar nikes or sneakers whatever, all i need is some sandals and socks!

Friends: Lol

Me: Fvck a mansion, you see that corner right there outside this house? Thats my new bedroom (laughing) And I don't need no car, nah, thats a waste of cash, I'm gonna get me a bike and use a flashlight when it gets dark! Yep, I'm gonna be a cheap rich bastard! Fvck buying new clothes, sh*t, I'll wear the same underwear for a week, wash it and use the b*tch again!

Friends:lmao (they know I'm joking)

So I'm working on it... thing is I have no problem talking to girls I don't know. I want a gf but I don't know, I think I'm lacking the drive or determination to want to talk to them. I think that I've just gotten so tired of ppl and their BS that I don't feel like bothering with them. And also I don't like talking to girls on the train because I hate when ppl listen in on my convo. Anyone ever felt like that? How do you get over it? Any tips? Comments?

 

[thefonz]

i think you may be coming of more as obnoxious than ****y myself, it's like the old saying goes, They're laughing at you, not with you....you can be a little more subtle in your ****iness......i used to be like you a little bit, i always felt the need to be completely "on" and say the most complete bullsh*t phrases to get attention, but the thing is one day your friends are gonna start to call you out on your bullsh*t and thats when they turn on you and you get pissed off cus they're not on your side when you utter this nonsense. Just focus more on talking about things you've already done and don't try to degrade you're friends when you get ****y.....it's about bringing you up, not bringing them down, Try not to beat the dead horse by talking at great lengths about this crap.....just prove it with your actions more than with your words......thats how you get respect.

 

[The Rev]

Too much ****y, not enough funny.

The only time to use something like this in a conversation with a girl is if money comes up. Otherwise, bragging about becoming rich is just arrogant, not funny. If it does come up somehow, you can bust on her about wanting to take your money...something like:

"Why are you asking me about money? Are you trying to find a guy who has a lot of money? Your feminine charm may work on other guys but it won't work on me...I have feelings, you know. I'm not just an object!"

THE KEY being your facial expression and voice tone clearly indicating that you are messing around. That's ****y and funny

 

[BxPrince24]

I see, so only say things to make it look like the girl is trying to get with me, to make myself seem irresistable, etc... k. Also, what kind of things do you guys talk to girls about? Cause when I feel like going over to a girl, the only thing that comes to mind is what did you do last weekend, and most of the time it's nothing that I can elaborate on, like some girls will give me the silent headshake meaning they did nothing, or they'll say "nothing".

 

[Royal Elite]

Originally posted by BxPrince24
I see, so only say things to make it look like the girl is trying to get with me, to make myself seem irresistable, etc... k. Also, what kind of things do you guys talk to girls about? Cause when I feel like going over to a girl, the only thing that comes to mind is what did you do last weekend, and most of the time it's nothing that I can elaborate on, like some girls will give me the silent headshake meaning they did nothing, or they'll say "nothing".

If you are just tying to keep conversation trust your gut becuase I can see you have it but you are just neverous to let it out.

The what did you do last weekend is an excellent convo starter, the way to make this work is if you actually mean it. What I mean is if you ask this you should actually listen to what she says, and make her take you where she is in her head.

May favorite line is "take me there", and I make people take me there, because I will get details out of them that even they forgot. People love to know someone else cared enough to care about them.

Keep up the good work, learn to trust yourself because I can see you have what it takes.

 

[yunghova35]

its good ur working on your C n F but you should be talking to females with this not your freinds, but the adive other gave you is good and ima give you some more.

you said somthing about what to talk about, my advice pay attention to the world, now im not sayin talk about the wars in iraq or dumb **** but in certain newpapers there are funny stories called "ODDLY ENUFF" use those, like there was this guy who was drunk and him and his buddy were driving home from a bar, during the drive the buddy stuck his head out of the window, when the guy drive got home he noticed his friend head was missing. i mean stuff like that

ALSO your on the computer im sure people send you funny email all day, read those and talk about them while on dates or talking to chicks, i got a email the other day about a guy nagging his wife for sex that had women laffing like hell the other day. it just goes to shwo you, you can talk about anything

 

[BxPrince24]

Guys, I really don't know... I think that I might just give up. I feel like I'm cursed, I seriously do. Unfortunately I rarely have good luck with girls. I hate having to play along with the games that these girls play, I'm seriously not into it right now. Believe me, I love girls but I can't stand them and I've grown really tired of trying and getting no where. For example, yesterday, there's this spanish girl at my school who's very flirtacious with all of the guys who are popular, except for me.

Even though she's doesn't flirt with me, she still stays interested in what I do, such as my art. Anyways, I'm chilling with her most of yesterday, talking to her, saying things to make her smile all day. here's some of the things that was said:

Earlier in the day i told her to come with me to the hotel of love in spanish (She smiled) I followed up with Imma make that a$$ scream! (started laughing and hit me on the arm)

We were talking about college, and she asked me where I'm going, I told her the art institute of fort lauderdale. She said she want's to go to florida but there's no one thats gonna b down there with her. So I said, i'll b down there with you, I'll satisfy your every need.(she starts laughing)

Saw her later on in the day, went up behind her, she was sitting, and gave her a little back massage. Then we started talking about celebrities coming to our school, a friend mentions R. Kelly. So I kino her a lot, pretending to be R. Kelly.

I said: If he was here, he'd be like (her name), come with me to my trailer, I got that new reggaeton cd that will drive you crazy.

She said: Hell yea, I'd tell him to blast that sh*t! (smiling)

I said: Yeah right, the only thing thats gonna be blasting is your a$$ on his c0k. (She starts laughing hard and kinos me).

Anyways, she's about to leave and she's giving all guys she knows hugs and kisses on the cheek, and she didn't even look at me, so i said ahem, next over here! and she laughed and walked off so I went up behind her to lift her up and put her back down, but she turned around mad angry and said: Ni66a, do you want me to f*ck you up right now? I just said chill and she walked off.

Seen her today and she's barely talking to me. I don't care but I'm just pissed at how i try to put in work and i get sent right back to ground zero. btw, we'll be talking again, soon. This the 2nd time she's gotten mad at me like that lol. I really dont care anymore. Is it me? Or do you too think something weird is going on (curse)?

 

[BxPrince24]

And it's not like I'm walking around with a bad thought in my head, that's just what hit me yesterday a few hours after it happened. I had a movie star aura this past week, people were stopping me in the hallway instead of the other way around, girls I didn't know where making convos with me. It was good, but I'm tired of having all these repeats of crash and burn.

 

[HB_Hunter]

Originally posted by BxPrince24
I don't care but I'm just pissed at how i try to put in work and i get sent right back to ground zero. btw, we'll be talking again, soon. This the 2nd time she's gotten mad at me like that lol. I really dont care anymore. Is it me? Or do you too think something weird is going on (curse)?

This is your problem Monsieur .... I mean working , worrying , pressurrizing and thinking isn't the way to Life and Women ...It should be letting go , getting loose , having fun . Just try to let things come spontenously and you will flow naturally just like everything comes naturally . Besides Accept the fact that some girls and ppl will like you , others won't ..and you have to move on when this happens .