You guys need to get off your butt and start doing something instead of being depressed. You can either man up or be a pvssy.
1. If your voice is dorky, then work on it. You CAN change the way your voice sounds (to a certain extent of course) based on your posture, breathing, and opening of the ribcage.
2. If you're ugly, then exercise and get freaking ripped. Do you think Ronaldo got his physique from eating taco bell or from all the running and lifting he does?
3. Be the best self you can be. Even if you're not in the attractive category. there ARE things you can change about yourself such as your clothes, cologne, shoes, haircut, shaving, hitting the gym, etc.
Do something productive!